This Week In Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Is Like, 'Call Me Belinda!'
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hunch over a boiling cauldron, tirelessly stirring a thick, frothing stew of Kardashian sweat and Ansel Elgort's baby teeth on an endless loop until brunch, finally, is served. "I just want a bite!" we lie. This week: Kris Jenner is determined to make money off Bruce's transition;…
Here's Where You Can Send Teresa Giudice Letters In Prison
Teresa Giudice is about three weeks into her 15 month stint at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut, also known as the Orange Is the New Black prison.
Is This the Most Depressing Way to Prep for Prison Ever?
Teresa Giudice will begin serving her 15 months in prison soon, on January 5th, but you wouldn't guess it by her downright cheery disposition and upbeat plans for 2015. Via Us Weekly, we get this video, in which she spends three minutes talking about a bunch of shit she's definitely not going to be able to do.
Teresa and Joe Giudice Think Going to Jail Is 'A Learning Lesson'
The final part of Andy Cohen's interview with Teresa and Joe Giudice aired on Watch What Happens Live Thursday. The couple put on a united front, though whether the reality of their situation has yet to set in remains to be seen.
Teresa Giudice Didn't Know She Broke the Law or What a Plea Deal Is
On Monday night during part one of Teresa and Joe Giudice's sit down with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, the couple discussed their prison sentences. Much of the focus was on Teresa, the real star of the family, and how much she did or did not about the legal system she tangled with. According to Teresa, she…
Teresa Giudice Sentenced to 15 Months In Prison, Husband Gets 41
Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Joe "Giuseppe" and Teresa Giudice were sentenced for fraud and tax charges on Thursday. Joe will go to prison for 41 months and Teresa will be going away for 15 months, though both sentences are to be served separately.
Teresa Giudice Can't Believe Her Bad Decisions Have Legal Consequences
In case you missed it because you had something better to do (like putting your hand in a wood chipper or douching your vagina with rubbing alcohol), RHNJ's Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe (a caveman who she met after unthawing him from a block of ice that she found buried in her backyard) went on Watch What…
Lady Gaga Accuses Perez Hilton of Stalking as Feud Gets Nasty
Three days after Lady Gaga let it slip why she and Perez Hilton went from your garden variety co-dependent girl/gay guy friendship to Mortal Enemies, she's accused him of stalking her and her family outside their New York apartment via since-deleted tweets:
It Is Very Likely That Teresa Giudice Will Do Some Time in Prison
At this point, we're used to seeing various Real Housewives in financial peril, but the 39-count indictment of federal fraud and tax charges that Teresa and Joe Giudice are facing is some next-level courtroom drama shit. According to legal experts, they will both serve time in a federal prison.

