Area Man Pretty Sure Ladies and Their 'Equality Thing' Ruined Golf

An elderly British golf commentator is pretty sure that golf — the game of choice for world leaders wishing to bore their political foes to death — is being ruined by women and their peevish insistence on the “equality thing.” Peter Alliss told a magazine that admitting women to golf clubs has “caused mayhem” and…
Rabbit Breeders Feel Totally Slut-Shamed By Pope Francis
Earlier this week, Pope Francis urged Catholics to cool it a little on procreation, saying, "God gives you methods to be responsible. Some think that — excuse the word — that in order to be good Catholics we have to be like rabbits. No." Not happy: rabbit breeders, one of whom tells the Telegraph that the Pope's…
The Myth of the 'Repeat Abortion' is Both Ridiculous and Dangerous
The Daily Telegraph breathlessly reports that the National Health Service is spending £1 million a week on carrying out "repeat abortions"; that is, on women who have had abortions in the past. Some particularly crafty ladies have gotten away with up to nine free abortions!
Inglourious Basterds Is "No Masterpiece" According To Critics
Quentin Tarantino's long awaited so-called "masterpiece" Inglourious Basterds opened today at Cannes, and although reviews of the film are varied, most seem to agree that it isn't his best work.
Reviving The Hat
Can hats make a comeback? We say probably not, but others beg to differ.
