Horrifying Tumor With Teeth Removed from Newborn Baby's Brain

What's up, brain-havers!? Feeling a little less-than-fresh? Maybe a slight headache? Something not quite right up in the dome? Well, you could be dehydrated. That's probably it. Did you drink any water today? You know I told you you should drink more water! Are you getting enough sleep? Sometimes when I can't sleep…
Lady Gaga's Teeth Will Give You Nightmares Forever
Last night at the first-ever YouTube Awards, Lady Gaga took the concept of grills one step further and/or dressed up like a pop star version of the scary old preacher in Poltergeist.
The Horror of Coming of Age: Films Subverting the Teen Girl Experience
Growing up can be a bit of a bloodbath for everyone, regardless of gender. And when it comes to how the actual gory details of the process are portrayed on film, young female characters don't often get the same freedom to explore the dark side of the process that young men do, unless you happen to be watching a…
Your First Look at Razor-Toothed Enobaria in the Catching Fire Movie
Terrifying. If you don't remember Enobaria from the books, here's a refresher, via the Hunger Games wiki:
Your Diet Coke Habit Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
People are a little crazy about Diet Coke, right? Like more crazy about it than anyone should ever be about a beverage that they don't have to go to rehab for? Granted I've never been a big soda drinker so I do not speak as a representative of the Diet Coke community. I speak as someone who can't figure out why it's…
Joe Biden Is Radiant in His New Official Portrait
Earlier today, the White House released a new official portrait of Leslie Knope's boy toy, Vice President Joe Biden. Taken Jan. 10 by his official photographer, David Lienemann, we see a triumphant Biden sporting a body conscious pinstripe suit and a blue candy cane tie. He's surrounded by the American and vice…
Sham Dentists Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Root Canals
In the pantheon of worst human word combinations, I think that "fake dentist performs DIY root canal" is pretty much Zeus. In a horrific story out of Bryn Mawr, PA, a pair of unlicensed dental clinic employees (one of whom had no medical training whatsoever) have been moonlighting as bargain basement back-alley…
These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Perfect for Halloween
Meet the Apex Predator (?), a pair of shoes that has the worst case of vagina dentata I've ever seen*. Designed by Fantich&Young and made with dentures (phew), these shoes are not available for purchase. However, you could probably make your own with lots of those plastic vampire fangs and some gold paint? Hmm...…
Unsurprisingly, Kids With Cavities Don't Do Well in School
According to a recent study from USC's Ostrow School of Dentistry, — also informally known as the Ostrow School for Aspiring Sadists — kids whose mouths are riddled with cavities do significantly worse in school than their cavity-free peers, which might have something to do with the fact that only nerds floss.…
Bottles, Pacifiers, and Batteries Are All Out to Destroy Your Baby
Given how many times your average toddler falls down during the day, pretty much any object poses some threat to them, but two new studies published in Pediatrics have found that there are a few culprits around the house that are responsible for a huge number of injuries: bottles, pacifiers, and sippy cups posed the…
Oops, Those Nasty Energy Drinks Are Melting Your Teeth
It's easy to trick yourself into thinking that those sports and energy drinks are in some way good for you. Sure, they're loaded with sugar, but they rehydrate you, or help you stay awake in class, or give you wings. Yeah, well, a new study has found that they also taking the enamel right off your precious teeth. The…
Woman Dentist Gets Back at Ex-Boyfriend By Pulling Out All His Teeth [Update: Or Not!]
If you'd just broken up with a dentist, you probably wouldn't go back to her office for help with a toothache a few days later—what with all the sharp objects and opportunities for inflicting pain. And yet, for some reason, that is exactly what Marek Olszewski of Poland did. But rather than get revenge by just being a…
Has This Famous Dentist Secretly Been Stockpiling Celebrity Teeth?
If you've ever watched the show Extreme Makeover or The Doctors, you will recognize this aggressively positive "celebrity dentist." His name is Dr. Bill Dorfman, and in addition to making over people on television, he also has a dental practice in LA where he treats actual famous people. Or, should we say, he USED to…
We Live in a Country Where Two-Year-Olds are Getting Root Canals
Sick of hearing about sugar and all the ways it's wrecking our bodies? Too bad: Today there's yet another scary report about the hazards of sweetness. Today's New York Times goes inside an oral surgery operating room where a two-and-a-half year old is getting a root canal and some fillings, because 11 of his 20 baby…
Do You Have One of Those Fancy Toothbrushes That Mangles Your Face?
How has your day been so far? Did you make it through brushing your teeth this morning without disfiguring yourself? Then you're better off than some unlucky owners of the Spinbrush toothbrush, which the FDA has just issued a warning about. Apparently, they've been chipping people's teeth, cutting up gums, and doing…
