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    30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive

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    Image of tobaccoflower tobaccoflower
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    yay!
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    Peter Dinklage is the hotness. I reallly wanted him and Liz to make it. Sooooo sad....
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    01/10/09

    @deitybox: "YOU came out wrong"
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    thecameralovesyou was starred thecameralovesyou was unstarred
    Image of lizzzz lizzzz
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    I laughed so hard at the "Give me an example" line that I had to rewind the TiVo at least three times. SO classic.
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    Image of Shallots Shallots
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    They do that a lot in movies: An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle, and that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in, A Blaffair to Rememblack.
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    01/10/09

    @Shallots: Oh man, I lost it laughing to that. That was awesome.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    I forgot there was a new 30 Rock! Thanks for saving my life, DVR.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    It's not stealing if you found it on the floor.
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    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was starred rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was unstarred
    Image of info*ninja info*ninja
    01/10/09

    @rmric0: /adds it to a bag full of baby shoes while steadfastly ignoring a searching mother.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    I never saw this movie. But I watched the clip from the earlier Jez post on fake rap and evenposted it to myFacebook account. When Kenneth busted out with it I almost died! Jezebel, ftw!
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    Image of LucilleTwo LucilleTwo
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    Thank you for telling me what I already know. You should work for the Huffington Post.
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    Image of SkipToMyLou SkipToMyLou
    01/11/09

    @LucilleTwo: Dude I thought he said WASHINGTON Post. FYI, the joke still works.
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    Image of LucilleTwo LucilleTwo
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    I find that authoritative, rapid Spanish subdues white people.
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    Image of info*ninja info*ninja
    01/10/09

    @LucilleTwo: Is that subjunctive?
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    Image of MissCatie MissCatie
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    That was my favorite part of the episode, no question. I love Kenneth.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    01/10/09

    @MissCatie: I also enjoyed Kenneth's reaction when Tracy Jordan and his wife stared going at it right in the middle of the hallway.
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    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was starred rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was unstarred
    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    So, what's it like living under a bridge?
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    01/10/09

    @FroderickFronkensteen: *cat sound*
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    My favorite line from last night was Alec baldwin rhapsodizing about Salma Hayek;s family, " babies with pierced ears!"
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    Image of katekatekateyeah katekatekateyeah
    01/10/09

    @hollygirl: totally agree. especially because my sister and I had an at-length conversation about my white trash step-sister's baby's pierced ears last week. le sigh.
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    01/10/09

    @katekatekateyeah: I had to wait until I turned 13. back then your parents would say, you can pierce your ears when you pierce your nose....no one knew what was coming...
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    HULU WORKS IN ISRAEL NOW!


    My life is complete.

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    Image of sweetnsassy2 sweetnsassy2
    01/10/09

    @HereComesMyBaby: Clips are working, but I tried to access content directly from Canada and I got denied.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    ...I need to start watching this show, don't I?
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/10/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: Yes.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/10/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: I finally started a couple of weeks ago. It is the best show in the history of shows.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/10/09

    @TheVaginaWig: @mfnher: I always hate jumping into shows in the middle of things because I have NO idea what the hell's going on.
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    Image of Yitzhak Yitzhak
    01/10/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: You don't really need to have seen prior episodes. I just started watching it 3 or 4 episodes ago and am thoroughly enjoying it.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/10/09

    @Yitzhak: @thatonegirlsays: That's good to know. I'll have to check it out, then.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/10/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: I just started watching this season and it is HILAR.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    01/10/09

    In reply to 30 Rock Keeps The Fake Rap Trend Alive
    Yay, Hulu is accessible to Canadians now!


    Between Jenna's Janis Joplin impersonation, Selma Hayek's surprising screwball skills, and the mere presence of Pete Dinklage, Thursday's epi of 30 ROCK was a buffet of win.

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/10/09

    @Understater: Yes, but still, the rap was the ULTIMATE win. I heart it.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    01/10/09

    @Understater: I do wonder why Salma ALWAYS has her tits on display like that though.

    Don't get me wrong, I enjoy cleavage as much as the next person and have an abundance of it, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    01/10/09

    @Understater: @HereComesMyBaby: I don't think all of Hulu works. I think maybe Jezebel subscribed to a clips feature that makes links from Jezebel work for everyone, or something of that nature.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    01/10/09

    @haguenite:
    I'll make sure Salma keeps abreast with your concerns ;)
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    01/10/09

    @haguenite: It's so hard to keep the girls under control!! Here's my ish; I'm 5'3 and any height I have is in my legs. Shirts fall low on me - even tanks tops. I can't usually buy petite sizes in shirts cause the waist is in the wrong place or they just aren't cut right. My point is I think that I am often accidentally the girl showing her cleav. However, I am also that girl who plays up her assets, so sometimes they are intentionally on display.


    Anyway, I have to pay close attention with my work clothes so this doesn't happen.


    I just realized that my comment is not at all helpful, since Salma, as an actress, cannot possibly be accidentally showing her cleavage on a show - I mean, that is what the wardrobe dept is for. But still! She's short too! maybe she has the same prob in real life. Shirts that are cut straight across just add visual width to me that I don't need so I like a little vee or something to get the look i am going for, I just don't want it plunging so low. But her cleavage in the park scene was almost pornographic. I think I just confused myself and ended up agreeing with you :)

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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    01/10/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: I have 34G boobs, so I get that cleavage is inevitable, but her tops are often (also see: Ugly Betty) so low cut that they put even me to shame.

    And I had a (female) co-worker tell me yesterday "WOW! Now there really is no way I can't stare at them!" (My tank top neckline had sneaked down)
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    01/10/09

    @Understater: I shall share the secret of Hulu for Canadians with you, but you will not thank me when you lose a billion hours of your life catching up on multiple episodes of tv:

    Anchor Free Hot Spot Shield

    download the shield, hit connect, let it create a random US IP address for you then go to Hulu and get your time sucked.

    ...not that I would know or anything
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    01/10/09

    @haguenite: at 5'1", i don't think salma can hide her breasts. she makes me feel so lucky that i'm 5'7" with my double Ds
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/10/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Ditto, it's hard enough for me to keep these suckers in check!
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