Help Wanted: Be The Jezebel High School Correspondent!

Did you just get home from school? Or would you have just gotten home from school if you hadn't um, had to leave early for a doctor's appointment? (Ha ha, do you realize how funny the idea of using a "doctor's appointment" as an excuse will seem when you are old and uninsured? Don't worry, there's always "food poisoning."… » 10/02/07 3:30pm 10/02/07 3:30pm