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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    Christian Louboutin has created a special carrier bag that includes a bottle of champers and a crystal champagne flute shaped like a stiletto. The package, known as Le Rituel, costs $500, and you can watch a 3-minute film about it here.

    The fuck? #olsentwins
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    Image of girlwonder girlwonder
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    olsenboye

    I hope that they intended it to be pronounced a la Flavor Flav, because it is now permanently etched that way in my brain.

    "Olsen-boyyyyeee" #olsentwins
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    10/23/09

    @girlwonder: that's all that will be in my head for the rest of the day #olsentwins
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    "Olsenboye"? What's Flava Flav going to name his clothing line now? #olsentwins
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    Image of girlwonder girlwonder
    10/23/09

    @morninggloria: Man, I need to either type faster or refresh more frequently! #olsentwins
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/23/09

    @girlwonder: Brain twinsies. #olsentwins
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    I'm curious now as to whether or not my robe is manufactured by Blair. The sleeve (VERY BRIEFLY) caught on fire when I was taking something out of the oven--no part of the robe touched anything in the oven, either. #olsentwins
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    I'm not surprised that Louboutin would turn down a diffusion line.
    Wow, Blahnik really hates platforms, yeah? This is like the 3rd time I've read about his hate for them. #olsentwins
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    Jenna promoted this comment femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of Jenna Jenna
    10/23/09

    @femme-bot: I know. I'm starting to wonder if it's a grade school thing. So, maybe he's always publicly pulling Platform's hair. But I think what he REALLY wants, in his heart of hearts, is for Platform to keep him warm on his long, cold, dark nights of the sole.
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    Edited by Jenna at 10/23/09 11:53 AM Jenna was starred Jenna was unstarred
    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    He made this bubbly slipper-sipper

    That's a comfortable moccasin that you can drink sparkling wine out of while watching bad TV movies at 3AM, right? If so, I've been in the market, and Etsy has provided no help. #olsentwins
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    Burberry Cosmetics? Can't wait to see the plaid lipsticks. #olsentwins
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    I won't lie, I would totally wear those Lamborghini heels. #ragtrade
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/23/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Me too! What size are sample heels? #olsentwins
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    Image of WittyPiracy WittyPiracy
    10/23/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles:

    I would too, but only if I could make race car noises while doing it. #olsentwins
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    Tippi Hedren promoted this comment WittyPiracy was starred WittyPiracy was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/23/09

    @WittyPiracy: Also, if the "tail lights" light up when you walk... #olsentwins
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    Hand sanitizer?

    You know what, Ed Hardy? Screw you. Why, you ask? Because a few years ago, I was doing a project that involved deriving inspiration from classic Sailor Jerry tattoos, which were absolutely awesome and cheeky in a way that none of your stuff even approaches.

    And I was gonna buy a pair of limited edition pin-up girl sneakers.

    BUT NOW I CAN'T.

    Why? Because you've overexerted the classic tattoo aesthetic, and no one with half a brain can stand looking at it anymore.

    Thanks a lot, Ed Hardy. Thanks a lot.

    /screed
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    "In an...odd move, Ed Hardy has moved into the world of hand sanitizer. It fails to wash off the taint of douchiness."

    Can taint of douchiness be Jon Gosselin's new nickname?
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    09/24/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: Actually, it's his signature scent. Available for the 2009 holiday season! They're in talks with KFed to be the head spritzer guy at the mall.
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    1 Timothy 2:9-12
    "9 I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, 10 but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.
    11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

    So if she wants to be "biblically correct" she should put some clothes on and shut up. What the hell is she supposed to be anyway?
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment Edited by FrannyR at 09/24/09 12:04 PM FrannyR was starred FrannyR was unstarred
    Image of mrsryan mrsryan
    09/24/09

    @FrannyR: She just believes that marriage should be between a spiderMAN and a spiderWOMAN.
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    Image of erinna erinna
    09/24/09

    @FrannyR: That all makes me glad I never read the bible.
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    09/24/09

    @erinna: I haven't read it either, but like a good atheist, I know all the good bits.
    Matthew 28:18 "And Jesus coming, spoke to them, saying: All power is given to me in heaven and in earth."
    1 John 5:19 "the whole world is under control of the evil one."
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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    ew. Prejean. That's opposite classy.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    I can't wait for the scandal involving a yacht, Carrie Prejean, a television preacher, a bottle of lube, and a hidden camera.
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    Edited by BAngieB at 09/24/09 11:49 AM BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/24/09

    @BAngieB: Not lube; a milk jug full of petroleum jelly mixed with cheap perfume from Walgreens. Where the camera was hidden.
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    Image of labratintraining labratintraining
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    As much as I find American Apparel ads annoying, I find the concept of arguing that a model "looks" younger than 16 kind of dubious. Does that mean that the model has to wait till she "looks" 18 to be in the ads?
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    greengrey promoted this comment labratintraining was starred labratintraining was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/24/09

    @labratintraining: I agree. If you don't "look" 21 (even if you are), should you not be allowed to drink?
    It's kind of ridiculous arguing something being inappropriate based not on age, but on how old they LOOK.
    And who decides they look to young? I saw the ad, and she wasn't plastered with makeup. I wasn't aware not plastered with make up = young.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    Huh. The creepy hoof-shoes go perfect with Burton's aesthetic.
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