Can you imagine working on Teen Mom 2 and having to write: "I'm not supposed to be smoking weed because I have court in a few weeks" for a 19-year-old's voice over about her own life? It must be so awkward handing the script to her, but probably even weirder for her to be like, "Yeah, that sounds about right." On…
Somehow, hearing Barbara Evans scream at her troubled teenage daughter in a New England accent brings a lot of levity to an otherwise dark show. Whether she's pissed at Jenelle for going to Planet Fun again with "Keifah," pointing out the "hickeys all ovah ya friggin' neck," questioning the whereabouts of her…
There have been seven divorces that have occurred on The Real Housewives franchise in the five years since its premiere. The most recent casualty of this "divorce curse," Vicki Gunvalson, blames reality TV for her marital troubles telling CNN recently, "We didn't have 90 percent of the problems that we have now and I…
Releasing a song seems to be a rite of passage for reality stars these days, and Jo Rivera is the first from the Teen Mom franchise to actually record a song and release a video. We're loathe to pay someone who called the mother of their child "a piece of shit" on national TV a compliment, but as far as reality…
Ever since first appearing on 16 & Pregnant, and continuing with her stint on Teen Mom 2, Jenelle Evans has consistently exhibited poor behavior, bad decision making, and a lack of interest in raising her son. But on last night's reunion special, her issues seemed a little more explicable after her mother—on…
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, men are excited to get vasectomies, Pauly D is covered in ejaculate, and La Toya Jackson acts like herself.
Finally, a celebrity who loves that she made it on the cover of for her extreme plastic surgery and cocaine addiction. Gym, tan, ejaculate all over Pauly…
I've figured out what's wrong with most of the kids on Teen Mom 2—none of them watch Judge Judy, and thus haven't learned from her infinite wisdom. On last night's finale, parents behaved inappropriately at a custody mediation, one mother inadequately dealt with the father of her child trespassing on her property,…
Jenelle Evans is claiming that she was "set up" in the viral fight video that led to her arrest over the weekend. Evans is saying that Brittany Maggard (the woman who can be seen in the video pushing Evans just before Evans attacked Britany Truett) sold the footage for $45,000. "She told me herself and I got very…
This week in reality-TV-star downward spirals features the arrests of Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom 2 and Real Housewives of New Jersey's Joe Giudice, as well as an internal affairs investigation of Steven Seagal in Jefferson Parrish where he shot A&E's Steven Seagal: Lawman.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, 30 Rock does Real Housewives, American Idol takes censorship too far, and Marlee Matlin teaches us about attitude.
This chick is joking about her toddlers being overachievers because they have good "scribbles," right? Right!? I mean, normally, I would think that…
Here's a new rule for your Teen Mom 2 drinking game: Take a hit of your juice box every time you see Chelsea Houska with something made of leopard print. You may have been too distracted by her horrible, verbally abusive boyfriend to notice, but in addition to her baby's clothes, the design is featured on her laptop…
On last night's episode, we saw Jenelle make a halfhearted attempt at gaining custody of her son by meeting with a lawyer she couldn't afford, who told her that she's going to have to stop smoking pot.
So how about that Jenelle? After last night's premiere set the stage for a nasty custody battle with her mother, the petulant, seemingly irresponsible, and violent adolescent is clearly the standout of MTV's new set of Teen Moms.
You'll never guess what happens on Teen Mom 2! The new series features deadbeat dads, BFFs dropping idiotic bon mots, and so many pissed off parents...not unlike original Teen Mom. Prepare to be concerned for America's youth all over again!
