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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    09/29/09

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    "...and on Thursdays we're teddy bear doctors."

    -Supernatural.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    09/29/09

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    Aw, my Minnie Mouse got a nose job at one of these events. She somehow sustained injuries to her nose, which I'm sure had nothing to do with the fact that I carried her around everywhere by her nose. In my mouth. Kids are weird.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    09/29/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: It's ok, I used to carry my beanie baby cat around by the scruff of it's neck. That way it knew I was its mother.

    *shakes head at younger self*
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    09/29/09

    @SUNNY1: Did you lick it clean too?
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    09/29/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: no, but I did make the appropriate head motions! Plus purring!

    Obviously, I was very cool.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    09/29/09

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    Is this what the Democrats want? Evil socialist health care that forces taxpayers to pay for bandaids for teddy bears like the Netherlands?
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    09/29/09

    @Lymed: Little does teddy know that in a couple of year it will find itself in front of the death panel.

    Won't anyone think of the bears?!
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    Lymed promoted this comment SUNNY1 was starred SUNNY1 was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    09/29/09

    @SUNNY1: But bears don't pay taxes. They come into our country and steal or children's love. They should go back to the toy factory if they want health care.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    09/29/09

    @Lymed: those dirty bears. Not in MY America!!11!!
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    09/29/09

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    "Rotterdamn"? I mean it's apt, but really.
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    09/29/09

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    If this is what the death panels look like, sign me up.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    09/29/09

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    It's just Provoke Stephen Colbert Day all over this place, isn't it??!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/29/09

    @andBegorrah: Don't help the bears!!! Destroy it while it's vulnerable!
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    09/29/09

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    That teddybear clearly received too much anesthetic.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    09/29/09

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    It is entirely possible I have been watching too much TV, but is that the little diva from ANTM? She is working it from the mask up.
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    AmericanSplendor promoted this comment TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    09/29/09

    @TransFat: She has a serious case of the smize, poor thing.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/29/09

    In reply to Bear Necessities
    There, there, bear. We won't let Ms. Palin go rogue on you again.
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    08/10/09

    In reply to Keanu's Excellent Adventure... At The Teddy Bear Convention
    Let's get down to the bearsness of you removing my pants.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    08/10/09

    In reply to Keanu's Excellent Adventure... At The Teddy Bear Convention
    Then soon after he was in this masterpiece.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    08/10/09

    In reply to Keanu's Excellent Adventure... At The Teddy Bear Convention
    the striped rugby shirt + haircut + speaking voice = my 13 year old self blushing and fainting.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    08/10/09

    In reply to Keanu's Excellent Adventure... At The Teddy Bear Convention
    "Bearsness?" Clearly Keanu is an honorary Jezebear.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/10/09

    In reply to Keanu's Excellent Adventure... At The Teddy Bear Convention
    Thank you Jezebel. This has made my day.
    And Keanu is my number 1 crush of all time. Even above Christian. When I was a teenager I had a laminated photo that I carried in my purse. I thought we were meant to be because we were both part Chinese. I won't give up the dream!!!
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    08/10/09

    In reply to Keanu's Excellent Adventure... At The Teddy Bear Convention
    I love how they cut from Graham saying that he only collects bears and has absolutely no interest in playing with them to him being like "LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS BEAR IS."
    Adorable.
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    Image of umami umami
    08/10/09

    @Annabellie: I know, so cute. "My friends know I'm not the kind of kid who plays with bears." Except this adorable fluffy white one, duh!
    Just own it, Graham!
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