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    Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    Okay, okay Ted. I'll have sex with you. But only 'cause you did Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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    06/29/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    Pull out in time, eh Ted? Is that three men living in a fabulous 80's apartment ended up with a baby? IS IT?!?
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    06/29/09

    @jigglyball: Fuck me. Is that how three men living in a fabulous 80's apartment ended up with a baby.
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    06/29/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    If only he hadn't been reading them in his veriest Sam Malone voice, which, let's be honest, has been turning me on since I was eight. Tell me you'll still respect me in the morning! I'll take off everything!


    On a less slutty level, it's interesting to me that this once was a sincere effort (wait, wasn't it?) to inform. We've all been so disabused that you'd have to be much younger than you once would have had to be, to be taken in by this sort of thing. It comes off very quaint now.

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    06/29/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    Ted Danson as a sex symbol has always mystified me. Like, in Three Men and a Baby, he's the player. WTF?! In what universe? He has creepy, soulless eyes.


    (p.s. "I've really missed you" has totally worked on me. That guy was a fucker in more ways than one.)

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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    06/29/09

    @rocknrollunicorn: I've fallen for "I've really missed you" as well. Don't feel bad.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    06/29/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    "God gave you a beautiful body; share it"


    There's so much irony in this sentence that I don't know where to begin.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/29/09

    @Shamrockette: Does anybody actually use that line? Because if anyone used that line on me, I might feel compelled to kick him in the shins, which I suppose is a method of sharing my body.
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    06/29/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    gold watch, wedding ring AND creepy "dad sweater".....shiver
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    06/29/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    I remember this! It came out right after he played a pedophile in a horrific movie of the week called "There's Something About Amelia."


    Ted has given me the heebs ever since. Sorry, Ted, I'm sure you're a lovely guy.

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    06/29/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    I think this is from a video called "How do you know if you're really in love?" They showed it in my health class about 10 years ago, and the entire thing is awesomely awkward. I believe at a certain point there is a dance number with people wearing shirts that say "LOVE" "LUST" or "HATE" ... does anyone else remember this?
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    06/29/09

    @yousername: Oh my god, yes! I'm pretty sure I rented this as a joke in high school, when Blockbuster was still renting "educational videos" for free.
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    Image of Alys Brangwin has a huge talent Alys Brangwin has a huge talent
    06/29/09

    @yousername:
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    06/29/09

    @Alys Brangwin knows who's bad:

    Oh my god, thank you. It's so much better than I remembered!
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    06/30/09

    @Alys Brangwin knows who's bad: Wait what THE HELL is SKE. Context: if you come on strong I'll kick you out the door of my ske. This will haunt me all week.
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    06/30/09

    @yousername: I don't know why they can't spell "love" with an e.
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    06/30/09

    @Alohamaid: I think it's a car.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    06/29/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID TO AMELIA, YOU SICK LITTLE FUCK?
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    Image of lurkystars lurkystars
    06/29/09

    In reply to Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)
    Ted Danson's hair will haunt my erotic nightmares from now on.
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    06/29/09

    @lurkystars:
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