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    Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line

    A Weekend Of Talks For Obama, And Decisions For Clinton?

    Conventional Crap: Chicago! Hope! Change! (And "Poison")
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Beau Biden's been deployed for two months!
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    This chick replacing Rachel is a VAST improvement over Ariana... tho' her make-up artist needs to be fired.
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    They just called Alaska for Mark Begich on MSNBC!!!!
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    11/18/08

    @stacyinbean: Bluh to all the people who called Alaskans stupid.
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    11/18/08

    @stacyinbean: One more avenue for Pfailin to try to make a power grab in closed with a clang! Countdown to obscurity in 5...4...3...2...1
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Interesting Attorney General pick. While I do love Mr.Obama, it's a bit perplexing that he's basically vetting the entire Clinton administration for his cabinet. While this is obviously not a bad decision, the whole 'Change' rhetoric is starting to sound a lot more like rhetoric. Any one else a tad confused?
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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/18/08

    @lastbroadcast: I know. It's like deja vu, all over again.

    And you are right, it is not a bad choice. Just not... very... changie?
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    11/18/08

    @lastbroadcast: @La Chica Lucy: I think it's hard to be 'changie' when you are the 'changiest' thing that's happened to your party in a while. There are certainly qualified newbies out there but we know Obama likes to surround himself with the best and the brightest, maybe that means some of the old crowd? Or a lot of the old crowd?
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    11/18/08

    @stacyinbean: Excellent point. And, as I said, I don't feel any of his choices thus far have been poor ones. It just feels a little weird, I guess... seeing some of the same names from the past crop up again. I love Hillary (my state Senator) but one of the reasons I voted for Obama in the primaries was I'm kind of tired of the same people controlling our country for decades. I didn't want another Clinton administration (nothing against him; he was the first President I voted for and I think he was a good leader) almost as much as I didn't want another Bush administration. Okay, I REALLY didn't want another Bush Admin, but I guess I just expected a few more fresh, or maybe even Republican, faces. I hope I'm making sense, as I really need to eat. Chili, here I come!
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    11/18/08

    @lastbroadcast: I think the analysis that I've been hearing is essentially that he doesn't want to pull a Jimmy Carter, or Deval Patrick where you come in preaching a lot of change and disregard the old guard and established people. Veterans might be a little stuck, but they're useful.
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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: For a week I was pissed about it, then I decided that we do need people with experience with the White Houste in or near the White House.
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    11/18/08

    @Lymed: I know.


    Damn you, unrealistic expectations! Once again, you have proven yourself unreal!

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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: You know, you can apply for a position in the administration at www.change.gov.
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    11/18/08

    @Lymed: I sincerely I doubt I would pass their background check!
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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: Does that mean it will hurt my chances that I'm conversing with you?
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Ted Stevens needs to be staked out in a remove corner of the tundra right in front of a large herd pissed-off, ready to rut and roll caribou.


    That about does it for me.

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    11/18/08

    @Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: Can Sarah Palin be in a helicopter directly above, trying to shoot the caribou, only she misses and hits Stevens instead? Can she? Oh, and then her helicopter malfunctions and crashes, while the caribou graze on whatever it is they graze on, with that bored bovine look on their faces? Cuz that would definitely do it for me!
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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: Also, may I say "rut and roll" is a most awesome phrase?
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    11/18/08

    @Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: ABC news reports that he just officially lost, you'll be thrilled to know.


    I personally don't get any schadenfreude out of this, since I grew up in AK and while he was always corrupt and everyone knew it, he really did do what he was supposed to, to wit, bring home the bacon. All eras end, though. I hope Begich hooks his constituents up as much as Stevens did, and without the graft and the crazy republicanism.

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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    I am so creeped out by the mental image of Chuck Norris masturbating that I need to cleanse my brain. Gin martini...only thing to cleanse brain.
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    11/18/08

    @dianersb: But does the carpet match the drapes?
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    11/18/08

    @leesie: there was something i didn't need in my head.


    it burns! it buuuuurnes us!!!!

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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    The HuffPo article was interesting. Are there enough powerful, moderate Republicans to pull the GOP back from its basest base (i.e. the cray-cray racists/homophobes/ignorant fearful fucks and/or the cray religious folks) to a more reasonable, business-oriented small government party? Will the wing-nuts, who don't think the party in conservative enough, break away? I know a lot of Republicans who were so turned off by McCain's campaign. They are fed up with the nut-jobs who form their so-called precious base. On the other hand, I work with very conservative people and a lot of the issues that the base hold dear are usually issues they cannot let go off (abortion, gay rights, etc.)


    I am looking forward to watching the party implode, the same way I look forward to a savory steak dinner. Mmmm.


    Yes. I am a dork.

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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: Watching the GOP implode would be better than a having filet the size of my head, washed down with a lovely bottle of red and followed by cheesecake and hot sex. Which is to say, pretty damn good.
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    11/18/08

    Okay, I was already hungry, but now I'm horny! Damn you, @Hooplehead!!!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: but would it be better if the person you were having sex with was wearing socks and singing show tunes?
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    11/18/08

    @Lymed: I have now eaten and am no longer hungry, and, due to your remark, am also no longer horny. The thought of a lover singing show tunes cracks me up, but teh socks? No, no, no, no! A thousand times, no! Anthing but the socks!


    Yes, I have issues. And some of them include black socks on naked men. *shudder*

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    11/18/08

    @Lymed: As long as it's not Spitzer! I'm thinking maybe Olbermann. He seems like he could sing, and afterward he can tell me stories about subbing for McCain on Letterman.
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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: Sorry. If it helps, I was thinking of white, athletic knee socks, which probably kill the mood even more!
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    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: Athletic socks = less traumatic. Why? Who the fuck knows?


    Olbermann = yes. Why? Bed-time stories aside, I believe the answer is obvious!

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    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: Athletic knee socks remind me of this gay strip club that used to be in DC, the dacers wore white athletic socks and work boots.
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    11/18/08

    Heh. That would be Wet, I think. The one with the showers at the back? As I recall the socks were all they wore...
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    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: No, it was the one connected to Ziegfeld's.
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    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: Secrets!
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    That photograph of Sawyer and Dupre makes me feel funny. It's like she could be sitting and posing with any foreign leader. Who gives a fuck what this chick has to say?
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    11/18/08

    @Archetype: I know right?! Who gives a shit? It's like "So...I hear you're coming out with an album?"
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Clinton MUST MUST MUST be involved in healthcare.


    I thought all politicians had sex with their socks on while singing show tunes. Today is Smash Archetype's Generalizations Day!

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    11/18/08

    @Archetype: Re Clinton: Agreed!


    Also, the show tunes line made me laauugh!


    I still can't believe the man got off (or should I say, got away with breaking federal laws). Makes me pissy. Plus, I miss lining our parrot's cage with newspaper articles featuring his ugly mug (never Silda, though; she had been shat on quite enough).

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    11/18/08

    @Archetype: That's why I decided not to run for office. I refuse to sing anything but russian folk music during sex.
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Let's just clone Hillary and call it a day.
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Hey Meghan,

    apropos of nothing but saw your mini-interview in the new Nylon and loved it! You're the first person to ever get me truly interested in reading about politics so and got nothing but luv for ya. Oh and - nice rack ;)
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    Image of Kilotwat Kilotwat
    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Also, for no reason at all, Barack Obama as Harry Potter:



    Not pictured: McCain as Voldemort and Palin as Bellatrix Lestrange.

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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    According to the DSM-V, liking that Chuck Norris facts meme is one of the symptoms of Douchebag Disorder. So if you know anybody who likes that shit, kick that person in the shin and run!
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    11/18/08

    @Kilotwat: Seriously, Chuck Norris is one of those right-wing reactionaries most progressives cannot stand. I am at a loss as to why this meme became so popular.


    AND his movies sucked.

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    11/18/08

    @ihateemo: I don't know, it's just so inane?
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    11/18/08

    @Kilotwat: PFFT, I stand by my Norris jokes, if only for the reason my brother in law bears an uncanny resemblance to the right wing nut job, he is not, however, a right wing nut job himself.
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    11/19/08

    @evil_green_eyes: yeah come one Norris might be a douche but it's not like he wrote the jokes, they're funny
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    There's that old theory about homophobes being closet cases. There's also that old Chuck Norris joke about how "Children all over the world check their closets for the Boogey Man...the Boogey Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris." Hmmm...
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    11/18/08

    @GodOfBiscuits: You know, I don't really buy into that old theory, I'm willing to accept that some people are just scared of people that are different and people that they don't understand. It's a little too pat and poetic by the old saw and that makes me question it.
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    11/18/08

    @rmric0.yes.we.did!: However, kudos on the closet joke.
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Boys kissing boys can be dangerous. To my panties. Rowr.
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    11/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: Nice!
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    11/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: Calm down there, missy. All that lustin' can't be good for the bebeh, you incubator, you!
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    11/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord:



    Kekeke

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    11/18/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: On the contrary! The ovumlord is already writing Brokeback Mountain slash and posting it on LiveJournal.
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    11/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: I don't think it's slash when it's about Brokeback Mountain.
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    11/18/08

    @Kilotwat: thank you. my eyes are bleeding.
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    11/18/08

    @southwer: Here, have some of my Brain Bleach.


    We will never speak of this again.

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    11/18/08

    @Kilotwat: Way to curb the appetite, blegh!
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    11/19/08

    @Kilotwat: They're just doing it to get more attention.
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