Freak Mutant Cat Survives 17 Story Fall From Building

A man in Canada named Joel Isfeld has a cat named Cleo. On Sunday, Cleo did what all cats seem to consistently insist on doing. Rather than simply enjoy the pampered life of luxury Isfeld created for her, she went to the absolute most dangerous, scary part of the apartment and sauntered around the balcony. Then she… » 9/12/14 11:40am 9/12/14 11:40am

Cat People are More Intelligent than Dog People

In what is surely the most important and crucial scientific discovery of the 21st century (Higgs boson? MORE LIKE HIGGS BOZO LOL), new research has indicated that there is a pretty strong difference in personality between dog-lovers and cat-lovers. Namely, that cat people in general boast a higher intelligence than… » 5/31/14 12:30pm 5/31/14 12:30pm