@JessickerFletcher: ''Baking cookies at night'' FINALLY a rapper I can 100% identify with. Preach the cookie-never-been-to-a-club-badassery, Taylor. Preach it. If all of these actions are considered thug, I'm pretty thug myself.
@ihateyourescalade: I'm really getting tired of the bodysnarking here on Jez. True, it's not so bad as on other sites, but what makes it worse, imo, is the fact that in the commenting rules it states no bodysnarking/cute shoes comments. Which is great. Except that it's apparently totally ok to bodysnark anyone who isn't a Jezebel approved actor/actress. If you had said this about SJP? There would have been a friggin' bloodbath. If the comment isn't relevant, insightful, or witty, AND it's kind of catty, just don't make it.
@ihateyourescalade: I don't think it was intentional, and I was more referring to an unsettling trend I've been seeing, not just to this comment. I do think that it's good that you were able to realize "hey, maybe this could be read as being kind of snarky" and wanted to clarify your comment.
"The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe?"
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Why are the tabloids so invested in Taylor squared? They've been dating, for what, a couple of months and they are both still in their teens. They are obviously not about to get married. Give it a rest.
I really have no sympathy for him. I have sympathy for Britney Spears because photographers would surround her car so she couldn't drive and sue her when she ran over their feet, all while having a mental crisis. I have sympathy for stars who's babies have cameras shoved in their strollers. I have no sympathy for people who are having their pictures taken at their movie premiers. None.
@curiousgeorgiana: I don't know. I've got sympathy for anyone who has people shouting "you're so boring" at them. Seems like a legitimate thing to be irritated by.
@Snowbunny: In his defense, Twilight wasn't as huge as it is now when he signed on. He didn't really know what he was in for. I feel sympathy for anyone who can't leave his hotel room or has to walk around in disguise because thousands of teenage girls are stalking him. Once he got hit by a car because of them! Given the choice of paparazzi or lovesick teenagers, I'd pick paparazzi.
@madeofawesome: It wasn't as monstrously massive, true, but it still had quite a large following. He also did a Harry Potter movie. I love these movies, don't get me wrong, but when you sign on for a franchise popular with teens and pre-teens, certain insanities are expected.
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Unrelated note to self: Invite Gabourey Sidibe and Taylor Swift to become your new best friends.
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That's not nice. I thought we didn't do that here.
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I knew I like the vampire for a reason
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I wish I could muster up more sympathy for the guy-- it must be hard being famous overnight, but jeebus. He makes it hard.
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I really have no sympathy for him. I have sympathy for Britney Spears because photographers would surround her car so she couldn't drive and sue her when she ran over their feet, all while having a mental crisis. I have sympathy for stars who's babies have cameras shoved in their strollers. I have no sympathy for people who are having their pictures taken at their movie premiers. None.
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She seriously did though, we were in Munich and she drank a gallon of beer and fell in a plant. I laughed so hard I almost fainted.
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