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    Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing

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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/25/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Shauna Sand and Chace Crawford?! Now MY mind is blown. Dear sweet lawd...the visuals! The eyebrows! The lucite!

    I think the tabloid press received some sort of shoddy bird-and-bees lectures at some point. They seem to think that talking about someday wanting to have a child causes pregnancy, and that touching one's belly is a symptom thereof. They could definitely benefit from some comprehensive sex-ed.
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/25/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner Breaks Down Three Types Of Twihards
    You're not at Beatlemania-level hysteria until you've got a Pee-er.

    That's what some guy whowas With the Band said Beatlemania smelled like to him. Rivers of urine in the Sullivan theater...
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Dear Pete,

    I'm pretty sure the only person who poisoned you was yourself. Just say no.

    XOXO,
    Le K de K
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    There are so many things wrong with what Jon Gosselin said. *headdesk*
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    Image of sableized (just like starting over) sableized (just like starting over)
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Mr Bernal, what a beautiful simile. I'm going to send that to my dad.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Nicole Ritchie has won me over. Sure, she is famous for nothing, a former drug addict and friend of Paris Hilton--which is infinitely worse--but she seems to have turned things around. Aside from small things such as this, we haven't really heard much about her since she had her first child. No more tabloid antics, no more DUIs, and no more Paris. Then again, she really won me over when she requested a donation to her children's charity in lieu of baby shower gifts. What I'm getting at is that she seems to have grown up and takes her job as a parent seriously. Those things should be givens, but in Hollywood, it's pretty rare. So, props to Nicole. I would offer Paris, Lindsay or the Kardashians as counterpoints.
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    11/24/09

    @Tchotchke: Agreed. She's wicked on point these days.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Dear Pete Doherty,

    I'm forwarding you this memo that seems to keep getting lost in your inbox about crack and heroin. They're pretty bad for you, dude, and some would consider them "poison."

    All the best in your recovery,
    SomeAuthorGirl
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    "Tila Tequila is threatening to sue because a sex tape she says was stolen from her laptop a few years ago has surfaced on a porn website. She stands to gain the $27 profits netted from purchases of the porno, all of which were made by people who didn't seem to realize they could see her naked for free."
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Alec Baldwin, SWOON...
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/24/09

    @bluebears: Did you read the whole thing? I was in alt by the end. I will never stop loving that man. Nevah.

    ETA: Forget I said that, of course you did.
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    Edited by SomeAuthorGirl at 11/24/09 7:36 PM SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/24/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: :) I want him to be Speaker of the House.
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    11/24/09

    @bluebears: He can think/write/tell the truth simultaneously. $5 says he can also pat his head while rubbing his tummy. He's multi-faceted like that.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Although I have complete sympathy for people/celebrities who have their personal stuff stolen and then broadcast for the world to ogle, I think by now we've all learned the 'sex tape' lesson. Do not keep recordings of yourself having sex with anyone including yourself in your home. Unless you have kickass security, if you need to keep that business, put it in your safety deposit box. Done and done. Sure, it's not good for spontaneity's sake, but it's safe. You decide.
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Good Lord! When I read the heading I thought Gerard Butler was bonding with John Gossellin. My heart literally stopped momentarily.
    No worries though. Crush still on. (I'm just going to ignore the bonding with Mayer part.)
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Man, Gosselin's a real piece of work. And what really vexes me is now I am feeling sorry for Kate, and wondering how she could put up with his deluded childish ass for so long.

    Is Michael Lohan advising him? Are they still trying for that Douchebag Dad show? These cringe-inducing quotes seem calculated to reinvent Gosselin's image as the parent who cares. I just want to smack him, like you would an insolent, misbehaving child. Blarg.
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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    11/24/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: right? the not getting paid part is the real evil here huh jon?
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/24/09

    @Alohamaid: And I thought the kids DID get paid, through a trust set up by TLC. And if that is true, then he is just being disingenuous for the sake of publicity for himself.
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Poor famous people! Who knew touching your stomach = pregnant.

    I'm starting to think that John Mayer gets no action from all his talk of womanizing.
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    11/24/09

    @clevernamehere: when I touch my stomach its either food bloat or that time of the month. But I guess by now, stars should know not to ever touch their bellies in public
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/24/09

    @clevernamehere: I have a shameful admission. There were five red-wine-soaked minutes where he totes could have gotten some serious action from me after I listened to "Heartbreak Warfare." That's a beautiful song. Then, ya know, it went away. But I'm still very ashamed.
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    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    11/24/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I don't listen to his music and he could still have me. It's the tweets. I'm also very ashamed.
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    11/24/09

    @bitingfairy: Speak not of the tweets!
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    "He has always been a gentleman and respectful and never sold her out for a penny, even when he had the chance."

    Maybe, one day, if I keep my looks and hot bod, I'll get me one like this, too.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/24/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: Eminem's mom has an agent? For what?!
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    11/24/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: Always a gentlemen, except for that one time where he sued her, but you know.
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/24/09

    @AfroJezeBella: Only the once? Be still, my heart.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    That's it, I'm taping all my phone calls from now on. I don't know any C-list famous people, but you never know- maybe one of my friends will end up on a reality show. I'm sure I'll be able to sell the tapes for tens of dollars.
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    Image of CrazyLegsMeg CrazyLegsMeg
    11/24/09

    @NellMood: Maybe even dozens of dollars!

    Call me if you need a scurrilous agent.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/24/09

    @CrazyLegsMeg: Okay, just keep in mind that I'll probably record the call.
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