• Taylor Momsen and her band were playing a show in Scotland when she said something the crowd found rather offensive.

[During a Pretty Reckless show, Manchester, December 15. Image via Splash.]

[Paris, Deccember 9. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

• Apparently Dina Lohan has forgotten that Lindsay Lohan is in court-ordered rehab in lieu of jail. Dina says she's, "trying to get her to New York to be with us for Thanksgiving," and the judge isn't pleased.

• Have your secretary clear your shhhedule! Prince William and Kate Middleton have decided to hold their wedding at Westminster Abbey; the date will be Friday, April 29, 2011.

[Image via Snuzzy.com]

• Seventeen-year-old Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen is not very happy, and blames her parents.

Ke$ha. Katy. Miley. Shakira. Yes, it was a three-car-pileup of ridiculous clothes — and lack thereof — at the MTV Europe Awards.

[Madrid, Spain, November 7: Momsen and her eye makeup attended a "secret gig" with Bon Jovi and others ahead of the MTV Europe Music Awards 2010. Image via Getty]

• Miley Cyrus, age almost-18, had a beer in Spain, where it's okay to be almost-18 and drink beer. But now this dude James E. Copple from the International Institute for Alcohol Awareness is getting all up in her business, scoldin'.

[Hollywood, November 3. Image via Splash.]

• In a segment that aired this morning on Today, but was taped while sitting in a dark, candlelit room, Mariah Carey confessed that she is pregnant and expecting in the spring.

[The 17-year-old Gossip Girl star says nothing, yet screams at us as she heads into a gig with her band, Pretty Reckless. Her necklace reads "slave," btw. Click to enlarge. Los Angeles, October 26. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

• Another reason to avoid Wal-Mart the Friday after Thanksgiving: Justin Bieber's foray into perfume, a unisex scent called My World, will be launching to much teenaged squealing. Bieber said over IM (natch) that he personally picked out the fragrance. [WWD]

• News photographers claim that Russell Brand's bodyguards tried to get them killed by TIGERS.

[New York, October 18. Image via WENN.]

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Well now we're wondering who her favorite stars are!

This pistol-packin' mama is locked and loaded. Even the teen dream's shoe heel is a gun. Additional image after the jump.

• At the Betty Ford Center, LiLo's also getting treatment for her Twitter addiction. Cutting her off from technology "allows her to concentrate on herself," says a source. [Page Six]