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    Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger

    Blues In The Night

    Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right

    "I'm A Little Teapot...Or Whatever"

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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Jenna, this was worth reading just to learn a new word: "execrable." It's a Lagerfeld-worthy dis!
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    How DARE Claudia Schiffer not suffer like normal human beings.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    What the hell is a "statement bracelet"? I'd wear one that squeaks, "You're full of shit! You're full of shit!" at fashionable passersby.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    12/21/09

    @kelsium:

    In some chipmunk-type voice? I imagine the voice would be key for the delivery!
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    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Balenciaga should sue whomever actually green-lighted the Sportiletto, and should be grateful if Steve Madden's team actually made it seem desirable and copy-worthy.
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    Image of Raised-byHeathens Raised-byHeathens
    12/21/09

    @labeled: Jeez, those are some ugly shoes.
    Also, what is happening with the Forever 21 lawsuits? They do the same thing-- copy designers blatantly, but I never heard what happened.
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    12/21/09

    @Raised-byHeathens: Right? I particularly like this shot of them, also. What shoes don't look fan-fucking-tastic with gray wool tights? And, they're even worse than I thought - that's rubber, not leather. Jeebus, those're so fug they're kind of making my morning.
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    12/21/09

    @labeled: You know, I could tell from the name "Sportiletto" that I would hate it, but I didn't know it was possible to hate it this much. Yikes.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    @clever.username: I know. Like I said, it's kind of making my day. In fact, it's worth it to google-image-search it, just to get the full size image.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/21/09

    @labeled: She is wearing them with some type of track pant too. See the piping there on the leg? Is that like dressing up for sporting events? High fashion at the hockey game? They are awesomely fug.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/21/09

    @badmutha: I can't stop looking at them. Maybe they're awesome.
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    Image of janusjana janusjana
    12/21/09

    @labeled: Speaking of google -- these are what the google logo would look like on a special "Sports & Shoes Appreciation Day". Anyone else see this?
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    12/21/09

    @janusjana: Absolutely. Or, SEXY LEGO COSTUME!
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    12/21/09

    @labeled: YES! Or model paid to unveil IKEA's new children's furniture line!
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    I read "Jessica Simpson shows bikini line" as some sort of downstairs version of a nip slip that Perez Hilton would doodle about and make fun of mercilessly for months.

    Unfortunately her swimwear line looks even less exciting.
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    12/21/09

    @BuffySummers: I did too!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    First it was Brit Brit lip synching now it's LV overpriced and not cute... I kind of envy how easily Australians are shocked.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Oh and I have been drooling over the Dior book. Damn. I can't justify that much cash for a book right now...
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here!

    Hmm. I was waiting on her Those Suckers line of nursing bras.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/21/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: COTD!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/21/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
    Honestly, when I have bought Target Go stuff in the past, I just grab shit because I hate trying stuff on, and if it doesn't fit or I don't like it, I always check eBay before returning them. Because I like money.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/15/09

    In reply to Blues In The Night
    That paparazzi deserves an award for this shot. It should be in Vogue!
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    Image of secretlycontroversial secretlycontroversial
    12/15/09

    In reply to Blues In The Night
    Little J plays Taylor Momsen so well. So well!!
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/15/09

    @secretlycontroversial: Heh!
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    Image of zayante zayante
    12/15/09

    In reply to Blues In The Night
    The positioning in this picture is so odd. It looks like Taylor is falling and GirlToRight is supporting her, while GirlToLeft practices her line dancing.
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    Image of bellabean bellabean
    12/15/09

    @zayante: It is really strange. It kinda looks like Taylor is drunkenly tilting, GirlToRight is the sober friend and GirlToLeft is the not trashed but still not helpful one. Of course, these girls are 16 so they are absolutely in no way whatsoever intoxicated. at all.
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    12/15/09

    @bellabean: The shot was taken while Taylor was filming Gossip Girl, hence the lighting… And the intoxication.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/15/09

    In reply to Blues In The Night
    I need to stop being jealous of 16 year olds.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/15/09

    @femme-bot: This American life, it sometimes doth suck.
    *hands you soothing martini*

    (Besides, I'm betting it's not that she's 16. It's that she has a stylist. And blue lighting, for cat's sake. And I might even put money on a wind machine.)
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    Image of TastyBites TastyBites
    12/15/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: You mean you ladies don't wander around every day with stylists, wind machines, and blue lighting? Yeah, me neither.

    I generally just stick to my head full of messy hair and sorta clean jeans. Oh well.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/14/09

    In reply to Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right
    "Here I am stuck with nary a stylist in sight!"
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    12/14/09

    In reply to Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right
    ... and a scarf stuck in the middle of her. The woman needs a Necky.
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