• After almost getting divorced, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in marital blissland and preparing to renew their marriage vows. They've been through so much together! Isn't their ability to forget the past kind of inspiring?

• David Cassidy was arrested last night in Florida and charged with DUI. Police found a half empty bottle of bourbon in his car, and say he almost hit another vehicle.

Getting Twilight's buffest werewolf to hustle his muscles isn't really the right way to deal with a lawsuit, but nice try.

• Britney Spears is on the cover of Pop magazine, and inside, she's photographed in a wedding dress complete with veil.

What happens when Taylor Lautner shoots a movie at your high school? Mayhem and euphoria. Well, mostly: "'I kind of want him to leave,' groused freshman football player C.J. Arch." [USAToday]

• Well shit. Love her or hate her, you cannot deny that Megan Fox looks amazing and happy in her beachy, pretty wedding pictures.

• Britney Spears is facing allegations that she abused her two young sons.

The reviews are in for Twilight: Eclipse, which opens today, and critics are declaring it the best film of the series. But that may be faint praise, considering that they generally hated the previous installments.

The Cinema Society Screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at Crosby Street Hotel took place on a muggy, gross night. And just looking at the stars' weird fashion choices made us feel hot. Not in the sexy way.

Brace yourselves, Twi-hards: 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' premiered last night at L.A.Live's Nokia Theater, and it was epic. All the KStew and RPatz your hearts crave, plus some of the worst clothes you've ever seen...it just doesn't get any better!

• Lindsay Lohan will finally have to answer for her behavior on that wacky night in 2007 when she stole a car, ran over a guy's foot, and was arrested with a baggie of coke in her pocket (allegedly, natch).

• Oh-so-demure Emmy Rossum will take off her clothes in a new Showtime series called Shameless; she plays a daughter who has to raise her nine younger siblings while their father (played by William H. Macy) becomes a drunk.

[Berlin, June 19. Image via WENN.]

• Star is reporting that the real reason Al and Tipper Gore are divorcing is that he's been having an affair with Laurie David, Larry David's ex-wife, for the past two years.

• After a drinking binge, Amy Winehouse reportedly reentered rehab on Friday at the request of her new boyfriend Reg Traviss. "Reg has told her to quit the booze, otherwise he'll be off, and she hit it hard last week," says a source.

[Sydney, May 30. Image via INFDaily.]

• Nicole Kidman's breasts looked oddly large and round at a charity event in Hong Kong yesterday, prompting speculation that she got implants.

Bluewater, the folks who created Female Force and the Lady Gaga caca comic, have turned their sights on Taylor Lautner. He kinda looks like your stoner ex-boyfriend, but maybe that's the point? More images begging for over-analysis:

• Sunday, Mary-Kate Olsen was on a flight from New York to Los Angeles when an electrical fire sparked in the cockpit, causing the windshield to crack.