Beyonce and Solange Totally Bailed On Their Dad's Wedding

Neither Beyoncé or Solange showed up at Matthew Knowles' wedding to their new Stepmomcé Gena Avery in Houston, Texas. " "Unfortunately, Beyonce and Solange had previous engagements which made it impossible for them to attend," said the newly-wedded Knowles. There should be a reality show in which family therapists… » 7/08/13 9:00am 7/08/13 9:00am

Kate Middleton's Birth Announcement Will Be Revealed via Royal Easel

The first post-birth update about Kate Middleton and Prince William's Royal Spawn will be delivered via easel to Buckingham Palace, according to The Telegraph: "The first indication that the Duchess has given birth will come when an aide leaves the hospital carrying a piece of paper with details of the baby’s sex,… » 6/20/13 9:00am 6/20/13 9:00am

Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You

Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president:… » 11/06/12 9:00am 11/06/12 9:00am

Honey Boo Boo Is Making Forklift Loads of Cash

Because I guess there is nothing better to dispute over, there're has been some dispute over how much TLC is paying Alana Thompson and her family, better known as the force of nature behind the dark American nightmare that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The show scored 3 million viewers in the final week of August and… » 9/06/12 9:00am 9/06/12 9:00am

Taylor Lautner's Bodyguard Does Not Allow Manhandling Of The Werewolf

Keep your eyes on the scene unfolding behind Ann Curry: Taylor Lautner (in the bright blue shirt) meets with some fans, and when one guy tries to embrace the Twilight star and pull him into a photo, a bodyguard grabs the dude's hand and forces it down, out of frame. Too aggressive? Or is the guy just doing his job?… » 11/09/11 2:30pm 11/09/11 2:30pm

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart Accidentally Got Married


It seems like just yesterday that Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart were two insanely famous young people carrying on a not-so-secret affair. Now it looks like the Twilight costars might, in fact, be husband and wife, sort of. If you find yourself hyperventilating at the thought that He of the Sparkly Skin is… » 10/28/11 8:00pm 10/28/11 8:00pm

Robert Downey Jr. Urges You To Forgive Mel Gibson

The 25th American Cinematheque Award recently honored Robert Downey Jr. for his "life work" and he wanted to use some of that time to encourage us to forgive Mel Gibson for, well, you know —the alleged abuse, death threats, rantings, what have you— because he says Gibson has been a very good friend to him: » 10/16/11 11:05am 10/16/11 11:05am

5 Things You May Have Missed At The MTV Movie Awards

SNL's Jason Sudeikis successfully hosted last night's Movie Awards and...it was actually pretty good, right down to his jokes about being the father of January Jones' baby. Highlights include: Robert Pattinson passionately kissing Taylor Lautner, a star-studded Hangover parody, and Reese Witherspoon shames the… » 6/06/11 11:00am 6/06/11 11:00am

Demi Moore's Documentary About Child Sex Slavery To Air On CNN

CNN has announced that Demi Moore will report and host a one-hour documentary about human trafficking. Nepal's Stolen Children will air on June 26, and we'll see Demi meet with girls as young as 11 who have been forced into prostitution. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have a foundation dedicated to ending child sex… » 6/06/11 9:00am 6/06/11 9:00am

Taylor Lautner's Furrowed Brow Stars In Abduction

Do you like werewolves? Mysteries? High school boys? Bad acting? Shit that blows up? Martial arts? Secret government conspiracy theories? Parkour? Biceps? Phil Collins? Frowning? Then you'll love Abduction, directed by Boyz n the Hood's John Singleton. The clip gives it all away: Taylor plays Nathan, who finds out he… » 4/14/11 12:27pm 4/14/11 12:27pm

Betty White Has Had Quite Enough Of Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen

Betty White blasts Lindsay (Lohan) and Charlie Sheen for their "over-the-top lifestyles", says they "grumble" about everything: "They party too much, don't learn their lines, are unprofessional, and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful." I don't know about you, but I'd kind of like to… » 4/08/11 8:00pm 4/08/11 8:00pm