Candy Corn Is Trash and Hershey's Candy Corn Bars Are an Abomination Against God

Tis the season, the only season that matters, the season that Halloween candy finally starts appearing on the shelves. Unfortunately, that also means candy corn has made its foul return, a crumbling and earwax-esque concoction that, like your racist grandparent, you only give a pass because it’s been around for so… »9/15/15 6:15pm9/15/15 6:15pm

Taste Test From Hell: We Cooked a Bunch of Gross Recipes From the '50s

Few things are more luridly delightful than midcentury food porn—fishy Jell-Os, mayonnaise frosting, all canned everything, foods ground up and then moulded into the shapes of other foods. If you've ever flipped through your grandma's post-war Betty Crocker cookbook, then you know what I'm grimacing about. These are… »2/25/14 3:40pm2/25/14 3:40pm

Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Fed Them to Children

Okey dokey! Here we go the fuck again!!! Not content with draining my will to live via chemical burn and washcloth sandwich Candy Corn Oreos last September, Nabisco has released a new seasonal Oreo flavor for my editor to force into my mouth on camera. You've probably heard of it by now. It is the Watermelon Oreo. »6/27/13 1:20pm6/27/13 1:20pm

I Got Drunk on All Kinds of Celebrity Liquor So You Don't Have To

I don't really like alcohol that much. I mean, I definitely drink it—I like a wine or a cocktail (and a cocktail and a cocktail) on a Friday afternoon—but I'm not one of those people who, say, sips a fine oaky bourbon and is all, "Oh, impudent...aspirational...cryptic...NEEDS MORE LOAM." I don't give a shit. Just… »6/17/13 3:40pm6/17/13 3:40pm

Taste Test: I Took a Candy Corn Oreo and Put It in My Mouth

Maybe you've heard dark whispers of the Candy Corn Oreo. It's a "limited edition" seasonal Oreo only available at Target—an Oreo cookie, see, but it tastes like a candy corn. Because god knows, there's nothing the people crave more than fucking candy corn! I know my family and friends can't shut UP about how much… »9/12/12 4:50pm9/12/12 4:50pm