It is a truth universally acknowledged that a cockamamie movie can have a really good premiere. And with the star-studded NYC unveiling of Why Did I Get Married Too, I'm guessing we got the best of things.
The Los Angeles premiere of Law Abiding Citizen at Grauman's Chinese Theatre provided food for thought - if by "food" you mean "minis, thigh-highs and pearls" and "thought" you mean either "confusion" or "Gerard Butler." And so it begins:
The movie I'd like to see less than any movie in the world, the loathsome-looking Couple's Retreat, premiered last night at Mann's Village Theatre. The clothes - and the company - were far better than the film deserved. (Really, Helen?)