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    Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women

    Fear Meets Sex Appeal In Drug-Detecting Lip Gloss

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    Image of Valkyrie607 Valkyrie607
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    I can't believe she brought up the vibrating mascara but neglected to make fun of Latisse.

    "Finally! A cure for the deadly scourge of hypotrichosis."
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    10/17/09

    @Valkyrie607: I think it was because she made fun of it in another Target: Women :) I thought it was going to be Latisse, too, but it was just a vibrating mascara wand. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    You can't tell me that the vibrating mascara doesn't have an ulterior motive . . . and to that, I say, just get the real thing, chicas:

    [store.babeland.com]

    And buy regular mascara. #sarahhaskins
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    Image of youarewhatyoulove youarewhatyoulove
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    What is the purpose of that thing for your boobs? So one boob does not crush the other boob while your sleeping? Is that how you prevent different size boobs? #sarahhaskins
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    You're talking brie when it's clearly gorgonzolla time... #sarahhaskins
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/16/09

    @Jack_Burton: One of my favorite moments in cinema. I frequently quote this and get looked at like I am crazy. Which is true.

    PS--Hearted. #sarahhaskins
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    "The instant facelift ones are the worst, because they really prey on the aging, as if there's anything you can do about aging."

    Tell that to the new "Age Management Clinic" that just opened near my office. Seriously -- age management. #sarahhaskins
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    But the thighmaster! It works! I could crack walnuts between my knees - sexy, no? #sarahhaskins
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: And practical, if you're a walnut lover. #sarahhaskins
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    You don't even have to exercise! You just have to walk. Uhhhh? #sarahhaskins
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    10/16/09

    @SarahMC: I experienced a huge moment of shame.

    I have those, the Euro version (MBT). And yes, I wear them to um, exercise in. Managed to somehow not grok it as beyond absurd until three minutes ago. Smug in my belief that ladies who order a Chinmaster use them while wearing the equivalent of a tin foil hat, but here in SomeAuthorGirlLand, $250 ugly ass sneakers are somehow entirely sane. #sarahhaskins
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    10/19/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I don't think the product is bad, but the marketing is at issue.

    Actually the design does look like it might help flex your calf muscles while walking, combining the regular cardio and muscle workout of a walk with the benefits of doing toe/heel lifts. #sarahhaskins
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    Image of LowClassInk LowClassInk
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    I think I'll wear the Rejuvenique and go as the Beauty Industrial Complex for Halloween. That's pretty fucking scary. #sarahhaskins
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women

    Now I get it. She was just using her Rejuvenique the whole time! #sarahhaskins
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women

    I prefer this mask. You wear it overnight and in the morning you look like Anthony Hopkins. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    I'm so glad she took on the vibrating mascara wand. Maybe I'm just a supreme klutz, but I'm already dangerous enough with the mascara wand or eyeliner pencil next to the delicate eyeball. I don't need the sucker vibrating around to make it even harder to control! #sarahhaskins
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    10/16/09

    @funnyface: I'm so curious to try one if it weren't for the IMMINENT DANGER of having a vibrating stick that close to my eyebals. #sarahhaskins
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    dude. When they zoom in on the woman in the plastic mask's eye? It's either saying "I am the king of France" or "Remember remember the 5th of November." #sarahhaskins
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    You will pry the fit-flops from my tightly toned calf-muscles...if you DARE #sarahhaskins
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/16/09

    @colormeroutine: they have fitflop clog things now. i'm so tempted. #sarahhaskins
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    10/16/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: Do it. I'm sure all of the ass improvement I saw was only in my head, but regardless of that they're really really comfortable and good for your back
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/16/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: Fitflop Mukluk too, because the bedazzled ones weren't nearly ugly enough:

    [www.fitflop.com]

    I'm a cowboy, no, I'm a sorority girl, no, I'm BOTH!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
    She absolutely read my mind with the vibrating mascara wand... #sarahhaskins
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    10/08/09

    In reply to Fear Meets Sex Appeal In Drug-Detecting Lip Gloss
    The thing that seems kind of stupid about this gloss is that on top of all of the restrictions about it not working in wine or fruit juice drinks is that most "date"-rapes take place when a woman has had nothing more than alcohol. Because that's the point of these drugs, to incapacitate you in the way alcohol does, or to speed up the effects of alcohol.

    The notion that date rapes only take place after drinks are spiked does give women a false sense of security that as long as their drinks are clean, they'll be fine. This gloss definitely doesn't help that.

    And honestly, I've heard people say things like, "well was she actually date-raped, was she roofied? or did she just drink too much and make a bad decision?" There is this notion that a date-rape can't really happen unless someone has been drugged with a benzo or GHB. As always, the problem seems to be getting men to realize that "having sex" with a woman who can't say no is rape.
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