In Which Salon Owners Say Stupid Things

"The Democrats are really after us," whined the owner of a tanning salon, in response to Obama's proposed tax on the cancer-causing beds. "There wouldn't be any life on the planet if it wasn't for sunlight," pointed out another. [NYPost] » 2/23/10 10:20am 2/23/10 10:20am

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"Botax" Out, Tan Tax In

After the American Medical Association complained that the health care bill's proposed 5% tax on elective cosmetic surgery discriminated against women, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid removed the "botax" in favor of a 10% tax on indoor tanning. [WSJ] » 12/21/09 12:30pm 12/21/09 12:30pm