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    Levi Johnston Bares Nothing In L.A.

    Levi Johnston Is Everyone's First Boyfriend
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Bares Nothing In L.A.
    Why in the hell is this mouth-breather still getting air time?!


    (This is not a snark on you, Megan--I know Jezebel just covers the stuff that's in the pop culture collective and you're just doing your job here.)

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    Image of Megan Megan
    06/11/09

    @tscheese: Honestly, I posted the video because I spent most of the GQ article wanting more pictures of Tank. He blows kisses to the ladies in the background as the video starts, you have to watch. I'm pro-Tank!
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    06/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Bares Nothing In L.A.
    Fake-celeb reality TV shows... It's like Hollywood collectively decided to go to Ludicrous Speed.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    06/11/09

    @wtfox?!: Ludicrous speed! I love you for your Spaceballs reference. And yes, I agree, Hollywood has gone PLAID.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    06/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Bares Nothing In L.A.
    Just your average teenage dad!
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    Image of Miss Scarlett Miss Scarlett
    06/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Bares Nothing In L.A.
    Maybe this is a stupid question and I just don't get "celebrity" but why does this kid need a bodyguard? Is there threats against him? Is he being stalked by crazed teenage girls?
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    06/11/09

    @Miss Scarlett is made of sugar and spice and everything nice: He's guarding him from the evil harlots who will try to seduce him into having sex again!
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    Image of Vivi21 Vivi21
    06/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Bares Nothing In L.A.
    I am getting so sick of no-talent fools who are trying to milk their 15 minutes. Speidi, Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston, et al...GO AWAY.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    06/11/09

    @Vivi21: Unfortunately, I have to argue about Sarah Palin. We can all agree that she isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and I will admit that I mostly hate all her policies and ideas, but she is legitimately a governor. I do think that makes her press-worthy.

    But as for the rest: carry on!
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    Image of wordinedgewise wordinedgewise
    06/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Bares Nothing In L.A.
    Now, I'm as jaded as the next person when it comes to the ridiculous celeb/cable news/attention hyper-cycle clusterfuck that the media has become, but seriously, how on earth can anyone justify giving this random guy publicity??
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    06/11/09

    @wordinedgewise: And yes, I know who he is, that's exactly my point!
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    06/11/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Bares Nothing In L.A.
    He's in LA. Is a reality TV show coming?
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    Image of hortense hortense
    06/11/09

    @greengrey (is not a star!): Livin' The Levi Loca?
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    05/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Is Everyone's First Boyfriend
    Hmm. My high school b/f was like this, sort of. Except I think he kept loving me long after I realized I had never really loved him. A year later, he wanted to get back together.


    Once while we were dating, he held me and sang "To Make You Feel My Love." I feel like such a jerk saying this but damn, that was awkward.


    We never went far sexually, though. I was too much of a good (and scared) Christian girl.

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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    05/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Is Everyone's First Boyfriend
    It sounds like John Jeremiah Sullivan wants Levi to be HIS first boyfriend!
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Is Everyone's First Boyfriend
    maybe i didn't have as exciting a set of life experiences as all of you but....the Lady is my first girlfriend.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    05/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Is Everyone's First Boyfriend
    "... before you knew yourself or what you wanted, who was sweet and who loved you but with whom you really never had that much in common."


    Bah. That sounds like my first GIRLFRIEND.

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    Image of LatinaMasFina LatinaMasFina
    05/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Is Everyone's First Boyfriend
    "I've never done anything but hunt and fish and camp."


    I think the fact that he has a kid now says otherwise.


    Yes, he does remind me of my high school ex-BF who I would never, ever want to date again.

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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/29/09

    @LatinaMasFina: They could have had sex in the woods. Actually, if this is anything like my hometown (and I think it is) they probably did.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    05/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Is Everyone's First Boyfriend
    Wow, that's quite a bit of bear hunting going on.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Is Everyone's First Boyfriend
    And this is why I'm glad that I used birth control very faithfully with that first boyfriend.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    05/29/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: And this is why I'm glad I had such easy access to Plan B that one time.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/29/09

    @Khrushchev: Although I have luckily never had to use Plan B, dating that condom-averse douche made me consider keeping it stockpiled.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Is Everyone's First Boyfriend
    My first real boyfriend was a Desi pre med I met in Greece who hadn't technically yet broken up with his (enraged) Desi college girlfriend.
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