“Look what happened to Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. End of story,” Harley Johnstone, aka vegan YouTube proselyte Durianrider, instructed his 17-year-old is-she-or-isn’t-she-vegan nemesis Tana Mongeau in a new video.

What did you do this week? Worked long hours? Cried on the phone with your mom? Got in a fistfight? Went to an underwater spinning class? Wrote your wedding vows? Whatever it is that you did, just know that while you were doing it, there was a vegan talking into a computer about another vegan who disgusts them.