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Jack_Burton
06/12/09

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Anne Hathaway upstaged by raccoon.

I will be anxiously awaiting pix of this.
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BabyJane
06/12/09

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In that picture, Heidi's SexyFace looks more like IMadeTheBathWaterTooHotFace.
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
06/12/09

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you're making it really hard for me to fend off the naysayers, Lady Gaga. For the love of mike, please stop taking crazy & carry on with your teacup carrying, no pants wearings antics pls.
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
06/12/09

@zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: oops! meant to say 'please stop TALKING crazy'
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
06/12/09

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Blind item: Matt Damon?
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
06/12/09

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BREAKING: Anne Hathaway upstaged by raccoon.

I was there!! The raccoon crept up quietly and was dangling about the edges of set. That thing was HUGE
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GirlFailer
06/12/09

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Oh keep fucking around with your blood sugar levels, Brett. I'll send you a video of my uncle who didn't take his diabetes seriously, and is now missing a leg and incontinent. YAAY SEX DRIVE! :/
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chatterboxwriting
06/12/09

@GirlSailor: I'll chip in some photos of my uncle, who had his foot amputated and then died or my friend's dad, who didn't take care of his diabetes, went into cardiac arrest, and went brain dead.
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GirlFailer
06/12/09

@chatterboxwriting: It makes me so mad to see these people who don't take diabetes seriously. I have a family friend who will drink heavily and adjust his insulin intake by how much he drinks. ??? Or will eat a box of donuts and do the same. It kills me, my poor uncle is only 50 and nightly his insulin levels dip down to 60ish. My aunt has to hold him down and shovel frosting into his mouth. The ambulance visits their house at least 3 times a week. He's miserable, and knows it's his fault it's gotten this bad. I wish I could shake people who don't take care of their diabetes.
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dirtybee
06/12/09

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re: Usher - "But also, his wife hasn't spoken to him 'in a few days.'"

RED FLAG. Um, yeah not having spoken to your wife in a few days is an indication that maybe something is wrong?
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ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
06/12/09

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I rarely leave my workstation so, Joy, goodonya.

"So what, who cares?" Gets me everytime.
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poires et poireaux
06/12/09

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Everything I ever hear coming from Sandra Bullock's mouth makes me love her that much more. I also love how she dated a much younger Ryan Gosling back in the day.
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YourScreenplaySucks
06/12/09

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What is a classy Playboy photoshoot? Contrary to what you may believe, it does not mean that the crew was in black tie and the models read French poetry & sipped champagne while taking the shots. "Classy" Playboy shoot=no beaver shots & models who look like middle-class Midwestern cheerleaders.

For that matter, that is basically what people mean when they say Playboy is classy, or "artistic" or "sophisticated", but, say, Penthouse is trashy - it's relative to its peers in the porn industry.
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margareita metermaid
06/12/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: I think classy means 1) no inner vagina shots ("pink" shots)2) no cum shots 3) no penetration shots 4) fuzzy photo finish with draping lace and pearls on the photo subject with captions that say stuff like "i love to go to church" and "my favorite food is pizza!"

But, I haven't read a playboy since 1989. so i might be wrong.
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CFinWV-in purple I am stunning!
06/12/09

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Heidi: Flash Your Boobs for Jesus!
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
06/12/09

@CFinWV: it's *totally* what He would do
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bowleserised
06/12/09

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I'm wondering how Katie Price has time to ride all her many horses, launch a high-class dressage career, launch a high-class eventing career, write children's books, write bonkbusters, get smashed every night, be a mother to a passel of kids, be a meedja celebrity, run several businesses and get her tits out.
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Rare Affinity
06/12/09

@bowleserised: Now Katie has separated from her husband, she has got herself a new horse to remind herself what a real stud looks like.
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thoughtthinker
06/12/09

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"I don't want to be perpetuating the myth that women actually do look exactly like the way they look in magazines and on television through absolutely no effort!"

Really, Anna Paquin? Because I wouldn't want to perpetuate the myth that women are SUPPOSED to look that way.
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birminghamdrunk
06/12/09

@thoughtthinker: i think that's what she's saying.
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
06/12/09

@thoughtthinker: I think I am in love with your icon.
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stacyinbean
06/12/09

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Since there is so much Playboy talk in this one, has anyone else heard Rachel Maddow say that Ana Marie Cox is an editor at Playboy now? I thought that was what she said the other night but I'm not positive.
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doodley is not amused
06/12/09

@stacyinbean: I thought she said "contributor" and then made a comment about Playboy publishing one of Ana Marie's articles.
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thewitchandthemoll
06/12/09

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I kind of hope Carrie and Big lose all their money in the new SATC movie, but it'll probably be shunted off to Miranda or whatserface, Kristen Davis. Can't destroy the dream, ladies.
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Laulau
06/12/09

@subrosasum: Or Samantha, as punishment for being single.
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