It's never too late to try something new. Look to the example of 86-year-old Salt Lake City woman Georgia Gorringe, who just self-published a steamy romance about a "bored housewife" and a talk-radio host, after she spent five years working on it.

Quoth Rush: "Gestational carrier…almost sounds like a disease and for some women pregnancy is…a disease. Them and the Feminazis, of course." He speculated that "Maybe [Kidman] didn't want to bother with getting pregnant again, I don't know." True, you don't.

The New Yorker's Kelefa Sanneh profiles talk radio host Michael Savage, a homophobic, punk-loving, affirmative-action hating paranoiac who seems — almost refreshingly — to be made up of 100% real bile.