In today's Tweet Beat, various Dancing with the Stars cast members mourn the ousting of Snooki, Ireland Baldwin says she deleted a picture of her Halloween costume "because it was insulting all the poor little white girls who need a racial cause to be apart [sic] of for attention" and Talib Kweli makes some…

Today in Tweet Beat, Coco proves that her ass isn't just something to stare at, but also kind of useful. Plus, Lady Gaga posts a photo of today's makeup/hair.

Today in Tweet Beat, Cindy Crawford needs to know the appropriate behavior when watching Barney. Plus, Lady Gaga releases a still from "Judas" music video.

Today in Tweet Beat, Ghostface Killah explains how a man can tell if a woman is spoiled. Plus, Coco is launching a swimsuit line. It's basically just a collection of strings.

Today in Tweet Beat, prepare for tiger blood, warlocks, and lots of winning: Charlie Sheen now has a Twitter account. Celebs react accordingly.

Today in Tweet Beat, Talib Kweli is pro-woman, Demi and Ashton jump for joy in Egypt and someone made a cake inspired by Coco's butt cleavage.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Cutrone gets an ominous total at checkout, haters gonna hate, and it's Thong Thursday again for Coco.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is displeased to learn that a famous nemesis of hers is a guest in the same hotel. Plus, Lil Wayne gets out of jail tonight!

Today in Tweet Beat, Pauly D goes to Disney World, Missy Elliott clears up a sorta rumor, and Snooki releases her line of slippers.

Today in Tweet Beat, nobody is fond of Carl Paladino after his derisive comments about gays. Plus, Teresa Giudice bought a new shirt.

Today in Tweet Beat, Arsenio Hall feels weird about his friend's daughter's new career path, Kanye is doing less expensive things and Star Jones doesn't suffer fools.

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay isn't a porn star, she's just excited to play one in a movie. Also, Justin Bieber walks into a glass door and Chris Brown wants a kiss.

Today in Tweet Beat, while some celebs pick fights with one another on Twitter (like Lindsay Lohan and George Lopez), Jane Fonda and Kelly Cutrone focus on their mutual admiration for each other.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon kicks it with The Situation, André Leon Talley approves of Nancy Pelosi's fashion sense, and Mariah Carey goes swimming with puppies.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs weigh in on last night's Academy Awards ceremony and the after-parties. Plus, Joan Rivers reviews the gowns, and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth shows us her nails.

Today in Tweet Beat, John Mayer apologizes for using the N-word, and celebs—like Talib Kweli, Margaret Cho, Ice-T—opine on his "white supremacist" penis and other remarks from his Playboy interview. Speaking of racist dicks, it's Glenn Beck's birthday!

Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki mentions that the second season of Jersey Shore might be filmed somewhere "tropical," Kim Zolciak finds Debbie Gibson inspirational, and Meghan McCain thinks Glenn Beck is predictable.

Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila says she is a lesbian, but might be in love with her baby daddy, Talib Kweli reads Catcher in the Rye, and Amy Winehouse watches Glee.

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio is still listing reasons that he's not racist, Sarah Palin is pumped for tomorrow's pro-life march on DC, and Barbara Walters and Donald Trump are Lady Gaga fans.