Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy

• Lindsay Lohan's first collection for Ungaro has been derided by yet another industry heavyweight: Emanuel Ungaro himself. The designer, who sold the business that bears his name in 2005, says Lohan's work was "a disaster" that left him "furious." [Independent]

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Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week

• Erin Wasson is reviving her jewelry collection as a cheaper costume line. Let's hope in addition to ditching the $1000+ price point, Wasson also abandons her unfortunate habit of claiming jewelry designer Bliss Lau's pieces as her own. [Elle UK]

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The Emperor Kate Moss Has No Pants

• Kate Moss's latest fashion contribution: tights that look like you took a drunken prat fall on a gravel driveway. [The Sun]
• The surprise guest of honor at Macy's Glamorama in Chicago: Miss Piggy. [WWD]

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Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!

• Twilight clothing is happening — it's only surprising it took so long. The duds go on sale at Nordstrom in October. Selina Khan, on the right, looks like she just doesn't care about Edward or Jacob, bless her heart. [People]

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Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld

• Britney Spears' second trip out the gate for Candie's is an equestrian-themed acid-trip Photoshopped to ridiculousness. [DListed]
• No Shit Headline Of The Day: "New Report Sees Luxury Struggling." [WWD]

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Charlie Brown Finds Balance; Controversial Calvin Klein Billboard Replaced

• How cool are these Charlie Brown New Balance sneakers? Cool enough that we wish they weren't just for kids. [WWD]
• A London artist has created Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn paper dolls which look frighteningly like the real thing. [Pipeline.Refinery29]

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Hermione Does Burberry; Courtney Love To Do Clothing Line?

• Filling Lily Donaldson's shoes, Emma Watson, 19, will be the face of Burberry. Said designer Christopher Bailey: "Her charm and intellect and brilliant sense of fun made the whole shoot feel like a picnic on the Thames." [Telegraph]

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Supermodel Assaulted By Husband's Hired Guards; Chloe Sevigny Wants Hermes

• Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant just got ugly: security guards hired by Brant to protect the family home allegedly assaulted the model and pushed her through a screen door. Police have been called to the house twice. [E!]

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Amber Le Bon Raids Model Mom's Closet; Sienna To Vogue?

• Yasmin and Amber Le Bon: They share a nose, and a familiar mother/daughter wardrobe dynamic. Only Yasmin, being a supermodel, can parry Amber's incursions by going nuclear with, "Maybe I'll donate to the V&A..." [Telegraph]

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Michelle Obama To Send Hordes Of Women To Talbots

The Essence cover of Michelle Obama and her mother Marian Robinson is out! They look so cute, and Michelle's dress comes from Talbots. She can make even Talbots look good? Damn her. [GlamChic]