Today Is Take Your Dog to Work Day! Oh, But WHY THOUGH

Listen. I like animals. I am charmed by a kitty. I am considering acquiring a dog for security and laughs. I grew up with a fluffy white melancholic show dog with Crohn's disease (my mother cooked him eggs every morning while I ate toast) whom I loved very much. But alongside all of that animal-liking, what I… » 6/21/13 5:13pm 6/21/13 5:13pm