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    This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box

    This Week In Tabloids: Dead Bodies, Beach Bodies, Weddings & Monkeys

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    This Week In Tabloids: Jen's Seeing Brad, Shannen's Being Bitchy, Britney Attempts Suicide

    This Week In Tabloids: Suri Battles Shiloh, Jamie Lynn Gets Cheated On, Britney's OK!

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    Image of bangers bangers
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    way to keep it klassy, Tulane.

    though Louisiana politics could use a little more pizzazz that is unrelated to hookers...
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    Image of unmoldednicole unmoldednicole
    07/08/09

    @bangers: So I live near NOLA and went there this weekend and the police officers... they wear really tight pants and I had never noticed this before. Their packages are quite prominent. It wasn't sexy but it did make me giggle like a child.
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    Image of bangers bangers
    07/08/09

    @unmoldednicole: dude you're totally right. i live in nola but i'm from new york originally...nyc definitely had more forgiving uniforms.
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    Image of MissyMcCLung MissyMcCLung
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    I had no idea Heidi was only 22. I feel a bit bad for being so hard on her. Like a tiny bit bad.
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    Ummm...the little kids? Wearing similar clothes? All look cute to me. Kids have bodies like Kleenex boxes with limbs. It's not like Suri's dress shows off her legs or Kingston's belt disguises an unsightly peanut butter paunch. Oh God, please tell me it's not going to come to that...
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    Image of bangers bangers
    07/08/09

    @KLondike5: that description of child bodies warrants a friending. thanks for giving me the giggle
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    I recently saw Twighlight...and ugh, I'm so embarassed, but I kinda get the whole Robert Pattinson thing now. Like, big time. Yum.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    I can't blame MJ on the high and eBay thing. After all, my obit will be something like this:


    WaltzingMatilda died at the age of 30 today. It all went downhill when she was getting drunk off of $5 bottles of wine and ordering bizarre soundtracks off of Amazon. It spiraled into drinking mouthwash and ordering jewelry off of HSN. It was only to be expected that she started chugging booze and buying anything on instant buy at eBay.


    WM was found surrounded by empty nip bottles of Malibu and multiple, unopened copies of the Can't Hardly Wait soundtrack. In lieu of flowers, please send donations to her PayPal account.


    [It's not so abnormal, right? Don't judge me!]

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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    ...cover lines like "Will Will Be Our Mom?"


    Will he? I'm curious now. Are we talking Will Smith or Will Ferrell though?

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    Image of merv merv
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    the kids' isolated life being under the age of 25 has left them socially awkward
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    Image of merv merv
    07/08/09

    @merv: ahh! my strike out html didn't work! It was supposed to strike out "isolate life" ahh!
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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    That Paqin/Moyer story sounds like how the whole Jolie/Pitt thing got started, only it's True Blood instead of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. A tabloid romance for the vampire age!
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    That who wore it better bit with the kids has to be one of the most depressing things i've seen all day. Really? Now we're going to start openly comparing and scrutinizing kids? Ugh.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    That's it! The kids "Who Wore It Better" finally pushed me over the edge. It was nice knowing all you lovely ladies and Jezeguys, but I'm off to go live in a cave.

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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    According to Life & Style, it seems Kim's secret for dressing slimmer is: yellow satin. Good thing I get Jo-Ann coupons in the mail!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/08/09

    @kithkin: Mine are always addressed to "Our Neighbor."


    I must have some nice neighbors, for them to want for me to have coupons such as these!

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    Image of vivianthelibrarian vivianthelibrarian
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    Who wore it better for toddlers? Really? Reeaally? In defense of the losing chldren, their moms clearly dressed them and it is they who sould be shamed publicly. What were you thinking Jennifer Lopez!?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/08/09

    @vivianthelibrarian: what about SJP? I hate when mothers put the jauntily tilted hat, it's clear that's the work of an adult!
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    07/08/09

    @vivianthelibrarian: Eh, I started dressing myself at 2 and could not be persuaded to wear anything that I didn't pick out myself. There were some pretty horrendous choices in there. I would certainly have been on the losing end of this.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    Johnny Depp has a whole room in his London house devoted vampires


    Whatever. It is now painfully obvious that Cedric Diggory dumped Bella for That Hussy Sweeny Todd.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    My first thought whenever I see pictures of Debbie Rowe is:


    "Her?"

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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    07/08/09

    @morninggloria: "Oh, her. Wait, her?"
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    07/08/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
    EXPLOSIVE ALLEGATIONS: Michael Jackson loved Peter Pan peanut butter! Crunchy, not creamy!


    "Peter Pan peanut butter is obviously used by Michael as a way of reclaiming his childhood," says psychotherapist Francis Ischabod, who does not and likely never will treat anybody we ever write about.

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