'Tablet for Women' Is Like a Regular Tablet, But More Fucking Bullshitty

Today in YES, SEXISM EXISTS, it's the world's first tablet for women! The ePad Femme (working title: the "Awww, She Thinks She's People Magic Window to Fairytopia") is an eight-inch Android-based tablet that comes with apps pre-loaded, so as to not bewilder miniature lady-brains with complicated "downloading"… » 3/13/13 3:45pm 3/13/13 3:45pm