Another great example of weird viral Amazon review anon lulz is one of David Hasselhoff's albums, in which the song "Hot Shot City" is consistently touted as being particularly good. It's always weirdly heartwarming to see a few folks on the Internet take an idea and run with it.
That said, I never had any wolf shirts. But as a child, I did have a few shirts with Bigfoot, THE MONSTER TRUCK. My brother and I just thought it was really cool that trucks could be giant and smush old cars, so my mom indulged our weird wishes and bought us some monster truck T-shirts.
I'm so torn over ironic tacky shirts. One part of me is like "really? you think it's funny to wear that ugly thing?" and another part of me is like "I want to wear a shirt with a wizard on it and listen to Dio."
Last night I was wearing the Wolf shirt and clipping my toenails. Of course I was drinking whiskey because who doesn't love to get drunk and clip their toenails. Halfway through the bottle I couldn't tell if my pinky toe had any nail left, so I just kept clipping and clipping until I saw blood. Then I felt the Wolf; I had to taste the sweet blood. The flavor made me hunger for more as I began gnawing my foot until I was overcome with raw Wolf aggression. The whiskey in my blood only made my flesh taste more delicious, and made me more drunk. I began to get lightheaded and I took a nap.
Shirts like this composed a large portion of my wardrobe in middle school. I had many animals and many colors. They were all hugely enormous on me, too. Yeah. I was the paragon of fashion in middle school. There may have been a reason the other kids made fun of me. Blast from the past.
I may or may not have owned one of these shirts when I was younger, and my grandparents were visiting all kinds of national parks and buying souveniers. Allegedly. Unforunately, I was in middle school before "hipster irony" existed.
Jackie, thanks for the 5 Stars but we are a bit offended by your response. It seems you want to change your husband into something he's not. Do you know how huge your balls have to be to wear one of our shirts. These are the shirts of legend. Who are you to judge your man's virility? We suppose that you have had him neutered as well, which is probably why he felt the need to wear a wolf shirt in the first place. No one neuters the wolf without losing a hand.
No one neuters the wolf without losing a hand might be my new motto
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That said, I never had any wolf shirts. But as a child, I did have a few shirts with Bigfoot, THE MONSTER TRUCK. My brother and I just thought it was really cool that trucks could be giant and smush old cars, so my mom indulged our weird wishes and bought us some monster truck T-shirts.
...I have no idea.
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What to do?
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Last night I was wearing the Wolf shirt and clipping my toenails. Of course I was drinking whiskey because who doesn't love to get drunk and clip their toenails. Halfway through the bottle I couldn't tell if my pinky toe had any nail left, so I just kept clipping and clipping until I saw blood. Then I felt the Wolf; I had to taste the sweet blood. The flavor made me hunger for more as I began gnawing my foot until I was overcome with raw Wolf aggression. The whiskey in my blood only made my flesh taste more delicious, and made me more drunk. I began to get lightheaded and I took a nap.
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NO THERE WASN'T. YOU WERE THE EPITOME OF COOLNESS.
Or at least, I totally would have been your bestie.
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05/21/09
A wolf is involved, this isn't random
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"You can walk 360 degrees around that thing"
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Oh, ladies, we're all in luck! Summer's night is soon upon us all!
05/21/09
I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
::sniff::
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For instance:
Jackie, thanks for the 5 Stars but we are a bit offended by your response. It seems you want to change your husband into something he's not. Do you know how huge your balls have to be to wear one of our shirts. These are the shirts of legend. Who are you to judge your man's virility? We suppose that you have had him neutered as well, which is probably why he felt the need to wear a wolf shirt in the first place. No one neuters the wolf without losing a hand.
No one neuters the wolf without losing a hand might be my new motto
05/21/09
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