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They are known to let dead people come back to vote for ward leader in Philadelphia, but when I arrived at my polling place of the last two elections yesterday, I found my name mysteriously removed from the rolls. My friend and South Philadelphia homeowner Ryan, meanwhile, got turned away for not being a Democrat, even though he changed his registration the
last time he realized the Green Party was lame during last year's mayoral primary. Look: the last machine still running in Pennsylvania runs its voters. Hillary was going to win that. No one on
Crappy Hour ever predicted Barack was going to carry this, or even get close, or if we did it was a joke or we were too hungover to know what we were doing,
obvi. So I'm not really that mad about Barry's inability to "close the deal." I
am, however, kind of baffled by the
Abercrombie & Fitch thing. From blind gayvotion to NAFTA to centimillionaire executive pay packages to
endemic racism to bland pointless predictability Abercrombie is the
epitome of everything about the America that is not "ready" for a black Muslimy Marxist freethinking president. Were those the best white kids you could find, Axelrod? That and more minutiae with me and a very hungover
Megan after the jump.
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