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@Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: You know, a girl whose arms turn into giant crab claws when she gets angry would be a terrific comic book character.
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But I DO have an ornery stuffed Hermit Crab named Herman T. Krab:
(I have no idea if this will work)
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That was nearly my avatar for a while, but then I didn't want people to get worried and think I was actually Khrushchev. But you know what? Now that I think about it, I'm-a gonna go for it.
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FOR KHRUSHCHEV. I HAZ A SHOE.
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(I too have no kittens... and no puppies either, but I have TONS of homeless people - I'll post pictures later)
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2009 FTW!!!
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As for auto-litterboxes, have you tried this one?

[www.scoopfree.com]
It's not cheap, and it's not at *all* environmentally friendly (has disposable cartridges, though I've taken to refilling them myself so that I can at least re-use them). But it gives you a good 3-4 weeks (less if you have two cats) where you don't have to touch the box and it doesn't smell.
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Posting Photos on Jezebel for Dummies, plz?
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[img src="YOUR IMAGE URL HERE" , but instead of a square bracket ([), use a <
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