Hate-Blogging, Window Breaking, Incessant Calls Fail To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend

A woman in Houston is being charged with felony stalking after calling her ex boyfriend over 1,000 times in three months, breaking his kitchen window with a five-foot sword, and documenting her heartbreak on a rambling blog dedicated how she couldn't understand why that goddamn bastard didn't love her anymore.
ANTM: "My Absolutely Favorite"
On last night's episode, Tyra stretched the definition of "supermodel" by introducing Jessica White as such. Jessica's credentials include spreads—not covers—in three different magazines. She seemed drunk with panel power as she told the contestants what to do.
