A lot of people give Florida a hard time for producing the most insane news items, but it’s high time Texas got credit for being just as batshit, though far more organized.
Here's a guy who won't be winning any dad awards this week: Fremont Seay has been arrested for forcing his sixteen-year-old daughter to sword-fight with him until she collapsed.
A woman in Houston is being charged with felony stalking after calling her ex boyfriend over 1,000 times in three months, breaking his kitchen window with a five-foot sword, and documenting her heartbreak on a rambling blog dedicated how she couldn't understand why that goddamn bastard didn't love her anymore.
On last night's episode, Tyra stretched the definition of "supermodel" by introducing Jessica White as such. Jessica's credentials include spreads—not covers—in three different magazines. She seemed drunk with panel power as she told the contestants what to do.