Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Still Don't Want Kids, But Thanks…

They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it again. They are not having kids. Don't want them, don't need them, it'll be just the two of them and their adorable seasonal wardrobes. Thank you, come again. » 4/13/13 11:30am 4/13/13 11:30am

Prince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Job in Showbiz

A poised and hella grown-uppish Prince Michael Jackson has landed a job as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, a pretty impressive gig for a 16-year-old although though my impulse is to yell at him to stay the fuck away from show business and go work at the Dairy Queen like a normal teenager because I… » 2/19/13 9:00am 2/19/13 9:00am

The Kurt and Courtney Musical Will Either Be Awesome or a Total Disaster

During the Lufti/Spears trial, Sam Lufti let this slip: "[Courtney Love and I] are currently working on a possible motion picture or Broadway musical based on the Nirvana catalogue, based on her life and Kurt Cobain's." However, because Lufti is skeezier than the stuff that falls between the wall and your bed and… » 10/25/12 9:00am 10/25/12 9:00am

Rihanna Goes Out Partying For A Change, Smashes Glass Table

Rihanna, God of Patron Shots and Cigarette Butts and Hangovers and General Chaos, almost got thrown out of a London nightclub after she supposedly jumped on a glass table, fell, smashed it and then started screaming "Don't you know who I am?" when the doorman started kicking her out (which undoubtedly sounds less dick… » 9/01/12 11:30am 9/01/12 11:30am

Alicia Keys And Swizz Beatz Have A Son; Other Celebrities Have Lawyers…

Snooki Arrested For Being Drunk & Disorderly

Oksana Turns Down Money; LiLo Is Crying; Boreanaz Is A Perv

Lindsay Ordered To Fess Up About Drug Use; Farrah Contacts Tori From…

McConaughey Deals With A Meddling Mom; KStew "Speaks Vaguely"

Gaga "Defends" Adam Lambert; Artie Lange Hospitalized

Roman Polanski Arrested In Switzerland

Pink On Palin: "This Woman Hates Women"