Woman Kicked Out of Philly Pool for Wearing American Apparel Bikini

A Philadelphia barista and water sports enthusiast says she was ridiculed by staff and, eventually, prevented from swimming at a public pool for wearing a swimsuit that looked like "a bra and panties." It was, in fact, an American Apparel bikini, which she demonstrated by letting a male employee pull out the waistband… »7/18/14 7:00pm

Some Jerks Think Diana Nyad Faked Her Amazing Cuba-To-Florida Swim

Before the salt water had even evaporated from superhuman Diana Nyad's magical swim cap, other people in the long distance swimming community were all lined up with their suspiciously sour grapes-y doubts that maybe the 64-year-old had somehow faked part of her inspiring swim from Cuba to Florida. And they've got… »9/09/13 6:20pm

Olympic Gold Medalist Missy Franklin Is Swimming for Her High School Like It's No Big Deal

There are two options for an American high school age swimmer after she dominates in the Olympics. One, she can go pro and make a ton of money in endorsement deals or, two, she can stay amateur and still be able to compete at high school and college levels. 17-year-old Missy Franklin, who snatched up a handful of… »1/15/13 6:10pm

Ryan Lochte, Boy Genius, Announces Amazing Discoveries About Water, Acting

Olympic gold medalist and soon-to-be 30 Rock "sex idiot" Ryan Lochte has captured America's imagination with his chiseled pecks and flaccid, chlorine addled mind. And while his time in the public eye has been characterized by such knowledge nuggets as "Getting back in shape is rough but luv it" and "The world is my… »9/27/12 5:15pm