This may or may not be the legal equivalent of a child covering his eyes, and saying, "If I can't see you then you don't exist."

Damn near a third of Germans have, at some point, sunbathed buck-ass naked.

A 25-year-old Swedish man who's spent thousands of dollars extending his first name to 63 words claims to have the world's longest first name. Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop…

Got a worrisome pustule on your crotch that's probably an ingrown hair but could theoretically be something more serious? Well, there's now an app called First Derm that'll allow you to text a doc a pic of your, ahem, situation. Finally, you can stop pestering your friends in the medical profession about your oozing…

If you ever worry that your popsicle doesn't look enough like a penis, it may be time to take a trip to Sweden where a new icy treat promises to satisfy all your cravings by popping its creamy center in your mouth.

As you may know, the United States is not the only country with a gender wage gap. This ad from Sweden claims that the quickest way for a woman to earn as much as a man is to be a man.

If there's one thing that can be said for the Swedish Marines (and this is the first time I've really heard about the Swedish Military, so I have very few things to say), it's that they don't skimp on showmanship. Military music videos have been huge hits in the past but none seem to possess the pure oomph and…

Last week, a Swedish judge ruled that a man who proceeded to have sexual intercourse with a woman who was screaming "NO" so loudly that she went hoarse was not guilty of rape. People were understandably upset. And so, today, the judge wrote an op-ed clarifying that what he MEANT was that rape really depends on whether…

Here is your daily dose of futuristic medical news: The AP reports that after a decade of research, doctors in Sweden have successfully transplanted wombs from living donors into 9 women.

OH MY GOD, SWEDEN. Staaaaaaahhp!!! Fresh on the heels of codifying their new gender-neutral pronoun, those plucky Swedes are getting even more proactive in their attempts to turn mommies into people. Unafraid to incorporate feminist thought (i.e. basic fucking equality) into official policy—can you imagine!?—some…

Michael Boatwright, a 61-year-old Navy veteran, was found unconscious in a Palm Springs Motel 6 with five tennis rackets and no memory of being Michael Boatwright. When he woke up in a hospital a few days later, he insisted that his name was Johan Ek, he lived in Sweden, he didn't know shit about tennis rackets, and…

The people of Sweden can have sex on their LEIRVIK beds while wearing their H&M clothes and listening to Robyn, but they can't do any of that with animals anymore. Until way too recently, the nation helmed as the "perfect society" was also a nation where it was legal to have sex animals.

What's a guy to do in the summer when his company bans shorts? Well, if you're a Swedish train driver, the answer is to wear skirts instead.

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - JUNE 06: (L-R) Queen Silvia of Sweden, Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden and Prince Daniel of Sweden attend the National Day Celebrations at Skansen on June 6, 2013 in Stockholm, Sweden. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Sweden's largest eating disorders treatment clinic, the 1,700-bed Stockholm Center for Eating Disorders, says it has an unusual problem: scouts for Sweden's biggest modeling agencies who congregate outside its doors, persistently trying to recruit patients.

Get outta town with your old ass, Veronica Mars — Sweden's Blue Dragons detektivebyrå is a P.I. agency by a seven-year-old and a nine-year-old. This adorable crime-solving duo's rates start at $2.50 and can go as high as $12.50, depending on the difficulty of the case. It's a pretty good bargain, especially…

Hundreds of Swedish teens decided they were sick of being called sluts on Instagram and Facebook and took their fury offline by rioting like crazy today.

A Swedish toy maker called Top Toy has just the thing to help quell little Riley's displeasure at the fact that more insidious toy makers all across America are making sure that only boys play with machine guns and only girls play with doll houses. Top Toy has made a Christmas toy catalogue (the best kind of…

Boning! Who doesn't love it? One woman in Sweden loves the sort of boning that gets you arrested, as she was apparently using human skeleton parts to have sex and then make CD's about the undiscovered joys of necrophilia. Okay, guys, we did it. We found a crazier, weirder thing than the Petraeus scandal. Who still…