Marie Claire's Ultimate Loungewear Guide Is an Affront to Loungewear

Marie Claire's Ultimate Loungewear Guide is an affront to loungewear everywhere. This is the most qualified statement I've ever made in my entire life. If being otiose were a nationstate instead of a state of mind, I would be its beloved regent. When I used to work from home, I had three separate bathrobes that I… » 11/27/13 10:35am 11/27/13 10:35am

Valentine's Day Provisions For The Deeply Ambivalent

As we're all aware by now, the modern incarnation of Valentine's Day is nothing more than a consumer fabrication to get us to splash out on Godiva chocolate and a bouquet of Birds of Paradise for the person we hump on the regs. However, for those of us who are single, it can still be a crappy benchmark of the… » 2/09/13 2:30pm 2/09/13 2:30pm

Teenagers Wear Pajamas to School, Erode Moral Fiber of Society

It often seems like the biggest ambition of most Americans is to be 110% comfortable during every moment of their existence, especially when it comes to their fashion choices. And it looks like our nation's youth are doing their very best to blaze new trails in this quest for constant comfort. According to the Wall… » 1/19/12 1:00pm 1/19/12 1:00pm

Your Love Of Sweatpants Is Driving Men Away

We've finally learned why there are so many single women in New York, thanks to a coffee wrapper spotted by a Copyranter tipster. You see, anytime you leave your apartment looking like anything less than a dolled-up sex goddess, men immediately pick up stakes and set out for a location where women's primary occupation… » 12/20/11 10:50am 12/20/11 10:50am