In our own nod to Fashion Week, we at Jezebel invited you to our rooftop for a mondo swap-meet. The result? Free clothes, free booze, only one injury, the inevitable orphaned bra, and many a find.

Trade in at least one wearable item — clothes, shoes, accessories — and walk out with something new-to-you. The more you bring, the merrier the rummaging! (And the more the environment will love you for it.) Essential details:

Who likes free clothes? Why, you do! That's why you're going to come to Jezebel's clothing swap tomorrow night, right?

Love the clothes as one may, Fashion Week is not, alas, a retail opportunity for mere mortals. Reality lives far from the runways, particularly if you aren't rolling in piles of money and/or free time.