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    A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    11/25/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    Oh. My. God. Instant Christmas classic! Like eggnog spiked with enough rum to blind a pirate, I'm gonna want to have some of this spicy slow jam every year from now on.
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    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    I don't even like John Legend much and by the end of that song, I was fully prepared to meg his nut.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    John Legend's slow jam was just so...intimate. Oooh.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    Hellllloooo new ringtone.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    John just got like 5,000 cool points in my book.


    And I am sorry, but I hate nutmeg. I think it's spicy dirt.

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    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    Ack- John Legend post reminding me that I am going to a John Legend concert TONIGHT so excited can't concentrate now lalalalalalala.....
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    stephen jamming out reminded me of his 'singin' in korean' korean pop song going head to head against rain. the finger waving 'no' to the spice rack!!!!!!!!!!!111!


    oh, this whole show kicked so much ass.


    i want to know who wrote all those songs!

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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    Personally, I loved Jon and Stephen sharing a moment through the icey glass. Theirs is a pure and true love.


    Part of the proceeds of the DVD and soundtrack sales go to charity. And THAT is how I will justify buying them for myself.

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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    11/24/08

    @Dodgergirl: The mistletoe joke made me laugh hysterically. It was perfect.


    "...with a lamb shank."

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    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    The whole thing was delightful. I rarely watch Comedy Central, so I'm glad I caught this. And the last song was right up there with my Sufjan Stevens Christmas CDs. I was actually tearing up a little.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    Normally not a fan, but John is looking delectably nommable in that outfit.


    Also, it's funny how Steven's moves are actually too fluid to be genuine "stiff white man acting like chilled black dude", if that makes any sense at all.

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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    For me, the best part had to be Elvis Costello wearing ridiculous costumes and freaking out about the Jonas Brothers. And Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert singing a duet together. And Stephen making out with a bear. And... okay, the whole thing. I officially love everyone involved with this, even Toby Keith.
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    Image of taranwanderer taranwanderer
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    YES -- This is on my DVR waiting for me when I get home tonight!! So excited!!!

    I was busy watching the True Blood finale last night...
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    Oh, John Legend, you are sexy even when singing of spices.


    I agree that nutmeg is what gives egg nog its uumph. And I am totally seeing if they have soy egg nog at the store tomorrow!

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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    11/24/08

    @Liz11685: They do here in middle-of-nowhere Maine, so they must have it where you are too. Maybe I'll buy some tonight!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    Further driving home the point that unlike Jordin Sparks, John Legend has made no purity promises.
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    Image of InCahoots InCahoots
    11/24/08

    In reply to A Colbert Christmas: John Legend Wants To "Nut Your Egg"
    Anyone know if this is (or will be) on Hulu? Or played again soon???
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    Image of mollsmolls mollsmolls
    11/24/08

    @InCahoots:


    If you're in the US, try comedycentral.com. If in Canada, it's watch.thecomedynetwork.ca.

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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    11/24/08

    @mollsmolls: It might be on Fancast.com ...
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