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    Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    I must admit, I have yet to find a way that my cats don't want to be pet or massaged. You could rub them with a gallon of milk or an old box and they would be thrilled.
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    08/18/09

    @BabyJane: Not that I've ever tried rubbing my cats with a gallon of milk or an old box, it's just that I could.
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    08/18/09

    @BabyJane: I find it's best to let the cats take charge of the situation. My cats--Punk and Beast--are really amazing at insinuating themselves into rubdowns with hardcover books, knitting needles, grocery bags, and (while I'm on the computer) my knees.
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    08/18/09

    @BabyJane: I think I smell a You Tube video in that somewhere...
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    08/18/09

    @missbananafish: I think you're right.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    I've been looking for some new pussy massage tips.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    I've always done stuff like that; I didn't know it was special. Though one of mine doesn't like it that slow - he likes it really rough and aggressive. Which strikes me as slightly contradictory since he's the most skittish one.
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    08/18/09

    @Mally: I do stuff like this too. But I'm a bit of a crazy cat lady and people mock me.
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    08/18/09

    @bluebears: I'm a crazy cat lady, as well. We can start a club!
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    08/18/09

    @BabyJane: crazy cat ladies UNITE! Doris Lessing is our honorary leader.
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    08/18/09

    @bluebears: I'm also a crazy cat lady! Massage, building forts, otherwise splurging on my cats instead of myself... I'm surprised no one calls me that to my face.
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    08/18/09

    @BabyJane: Crazy Cat Ladies Club! Can I get in? I asked for a kitty condo...for my birthday. That's pretty crazy.
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    08/18/09

    @TheatreChick73: You are absolutely in!
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    08/18/09

    @BabyJane: Ooo! I nominate Margaret Atwood to be VP of the CCL club, due entirely to her mention in a Moxie Fruvous song.

    Flashes and Notamus approved this message.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    But what if my cat prefers his massage with lotions and oils? What then, Crazy Cat Lady, who missed her calling and should have been a host on QVC like that woman who wears the odd headbands from the Quacker Factory?
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    What kind of drugs do they have that cat doped up on? NO cat is that mellow for that long....massage or no massage.
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    08/18/09

    @TheatreChick73: My dear departed kitty was like that. Seriously he was like a rag doll. Some cats are just love muffins. My friend visited me last year and he slept with her all night, she said anytime she just touched him briefly he purred for like 20 minutes.
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    08/18/09

    @bluebears: My dear little Roxie (RIP) would let me "massage" her for long periods of time, but she never looked like that. Guess I'm not doing it right! LOL

    My current cat, Jack, is still technically a kitten so he's too hyper to sit through any of this.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    Melanie Griffith was great in Working Girl.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    My cat loves to have her tummy rubbed. She will flop down in your path and roll over onto her back, legs extended.
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    08/18/09

    @bluebears: Mine does too-- she's such a tramp. She even does it to complete strangers! Shameless.
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    08/18/09

    @formergr: I have one that likes to have her armpits scratched. She flops down for strangers and extends her front legs and growls when they reach for the tummy - then I have to explain about how she wants her armpits scratched....
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    08/18/09

    @formergr: @ formergr: the whole time she is looking at you with this intense stare like, "DO IT!!"
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    08/18/09

    @bluebears: Mine does this, but it's a cruel plot to get you to move in close enough for her to attack. She's a bit of a bitch.
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    08/18/09

    @buildingsandbridges: heh. cats are so smart.
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    08/18/09

    @bluebears: With my cat, the cute stripey belly is really a death trap. She'll expose it and loll around longingly, but when you go to pet it, WHAM, the claws and teeth come out and much mayhem and carnage ensues, with the blood and the screaming and the gnashing of teeth. It's her idea of a wonderful game. We don't play it so often anymore, though, as my co-workers used to look at me as though I were either a junkie or a wife-abuser.
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    08/18/09

    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: :) What I love about cats, is their assertiveness.
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    08/18/09

    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: When my cat is more playful, this is a game too (the trick is knowing when it's game time, or belly-rub time). Though when I do play the game it's only with a heavy sweatshirt on drown over my hand for protection, since my cat is not only declawed, but has wicked back claws that can dig really, really deep.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    "Power purring"? I translate that as "We're DONE here", or at least that's how my 'meezers sound right before they bite your face off in the middle of affection because you were too stupid to listen to them when they said "We're done".
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    08/18/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: I just tried some chinny chin chin, but Mr. Man took it as a sign that my fingers needed chewing.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    "Remember, we are on a MAJOR WHISKER WATCH ALERT! I repeat, a major whisker watch alert!"

    This is gold, seriously.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    "Use two hands to double your pleasure, and double your fun!"

    Oh, I will, don't you worry!!
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    That is the luckiest cat in the world!
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
    This is great! But you're really supposed to use a vibrator to massage your kitty...
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Kathy Griffin Disses Katie Couric, Maya Angelou, & Sarah Palin In Less Than 2 Minutes
    I feel like she's vogueing a little bit for the camera--check out how great I look!--but for a triumphant return to Letterman, I guess I can let it slide.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Kathy Griffin Disses Katie Couric, Maya Angelou, & Sarah Palin In Less Than 2 Minutes
    I hate it when talk show guests are so obvious about doing their bit. I'm sure most of them have planned out what they're going to say, but it's annoying when their interviews look just like their standup.
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    06/12/09

    @elvis_is_everywhere: I've actually heard her use that exact Suze Orman line before, so I hear ya.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Kathy Griffin Disses Katie Couric, Maya Angelou, & Sarah Palin In Less Than 2 Minutes
    She looks amazing. And is so funny. *sigh*
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