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    Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    08:24 AM

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    This is brilliant. End of discussion. Moot point.
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    11/24/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    She's my favorite. I ran into earlier this year, actually the day MJ died, in NYC and just grabbed her and told her how much i loved her. She was so sweet and we chatted for about 15 minutes about our shared love of Larry, how awesome she is, the show, women in comedy. She was emailing him while we were talking since "he has no idea how to text". Long live Susie!
     Reply
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    11/24/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    absolutely, unequivocally brilliant.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    But the whole show is just people yelling at each other... All of them. All the time.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    This is glorious. So, so glorious.
     Reply
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    Susie Green (Essman) reminds me so much of my favorite aunt and in a few ways, me. I love her!
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    LARRY, YOU SICK FUCK PERVERT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

    That was glorious.

    #foureyedfuck
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    Thank you!! (Just realized that Susie is Larry David's mom.)
     Reply
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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    My GF thinks I am Larry David but I think there's a little bit of Susie inside me...
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    Edited by dcdulce at 11/23/09 2:06 PM dcdulce was starred dcdulce was unstarred
    Image of Anna Anna
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    I think I just peed myself.
     Reply
    Anna was starred Anna was unstarred
    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    This video is the antidote to Palin book-signing video.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/23/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: I know, right? I watched this twice just to wash the memory of Palin out of my head.

    Now I'm about to go back and watch it again, and substitute "Sarah" for "Larry."

    "Get out of my house, Sarah, you four-eyed fuck!" (OK, not nice, but kind of satisfying)
     Reply
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    11/23/09

    @willwriteforfood: "Sarah, you sick fuck pervert, get out of my house!"

    #tips
     Reply
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    "F*** you, you carwash c*** " is quite possibly the best line in the history of television. Years later I cannot stop thinking of it and laughing.
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    Image of poachedeggs poachedeggs
    11/23/09

    @ihateyourescalade: C**t. F***.....BALLS.

    One of the most memorable season enders.
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    ihateyourescalade promoted this comment Edited by poachedeggs at 11/23/09 2:13 PM poachedeggs was starred poachedeggs was unstarred
    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/23/09

    @poachedeggs: OK, see, I'm giggling about it all over again.

    #tips
     Reply
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    Image of moonwalking moonwalking
    10/08/09

    In reply to Character Study
    In an interview, Essman stated that people often approach her on the street and ask her to cuss them out, Susie Greene-style. And she quite often obliges.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10/08/09

    In reply to Character Study
    i like her style, which is, of course, an illusion
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    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    10/08/09

    In reply to Character Study
    Larrrrrrayyyy! YOU FOUR EYED FUCK!!!
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