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    Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes

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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    04/04/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    He used to be so sexy. Now he just seems kind of tired and frumpy. Sad.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    I love him. It seriously scares me how much I sympathize with Mr. Big... especially because he's a fucking asshole! Ugh.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    Can't a krakah enjoy some sushi without people taking pictures all the time?!
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    OMG. Want sushi.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    Mmm sushi. Can I go home yet and eat takeout?
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    This is like the Tony Soprano version of Mr. Big.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    I met him a few years back during the Sex and the City days. He was at a black tie fundraiser at the Waldorf in NYC. Much shorter in person and very very very relaxed.
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    Image of counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    Dude, that stuff is DANGEROUS! Just ask Jeremy Piven.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    He is the only celebrity I have ever seen IRL. I was on a plane home from Japan, and he was on my flight. He was wearing a weird Panama Jack hat and a Hawaiian shirt. The flight attendent (who for some reason sat next to me to gossip) was stoked. He almost peed his pants when he realized it was Mr. Big. Then we made fun of his poor fashion choices. Best flight ever.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    Gimme that filet o fish! gimme that fish!
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/03/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: What if it were you hanging up on this wall....ARGH! Now I've got that song stuck in my head again!
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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    04/03/09

    @jeepgirl...has Jill and Bahbee in the back seat: If it were you in that sandwich you wouldn't be laughing at allllll!


    BTW I am the only one I know that is obsessed with this song. Love it.

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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    First picture reaction: Sushi, yum! Chris Noth, yum!


    Second: backing away slowly....

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    Reaction to the first picture: "Wow, Big looks hot".


    Scroll down

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    "Ew"

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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    04/03/09

    @ElleL: Same. It's like they caught him mid-fart.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    04/03/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Or mid-wasabi burp.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    Ugh. I think I ate too much wasabi....
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    They say he's rich. I wonder hamachi makes.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/03/09

    @chritter:


    Ayu kidding me? He makes great Koin.

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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/03/09

    @chritter: He's rolling in toro.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    04/03/09

    @BabyJane: I'm not sure the exact amount, but I'd bet it would make me EEL to find out.@chritter:
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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    04/03/09

    @GirlSailor: Here, I'll tekka guess: One meelion dollars a film? unagi gonna believe me when I say it's not a roe lot.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    04/03/09

    @kithkin: Okay fine. I can't figure out how to roll this into a pun so....
    WASABI?????
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    04/03/09

    @BabyJane: @hello.kitty: @GirlSailor: @kithkin: I sense y'all are maki-ing me. Iwashi my hands of this gai.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    04/03/09

    @BabyJane: @hello.kitty: @kithkin: @GirlSailor: Gingher!? I dont even KNOW her!!
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    04/04/09

    @chritter: I did not tekka him for the kikkoman who drinks fizzy soda on sushi night.

    At least, he did not embarrass Carrie by yelling 'sake to me' to the waiter!
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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    04/03/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Mr. Big/Raw Fish Jokes
    I loves me some Det. Logan.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    04/03/09

    @southernbelle: Remember that hideous blue and red plaid tie he used to wear? God, that was hot.
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