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Katie Holmes As The New Face Of Miu Miu?

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ILiketheWord'Pugilist'
11/20/08

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I went to reverse cowgirl's blog and saw the ad with the nipple and the offensive part, the blouse in the leggings.

I'm sure some workplaces would be offended by their employees looking at semi not safe for work images.

A nipple not being appropriate to see at work is another issue.
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rollergirl76
11/20/08

@captainolimar: True, but that's a NSFW blog.
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cate3710
11/20/08

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Why invent a watch-like device to tell you about your calls and messages? Is it too hard to pull your phone out of your pocket/purse when it rings or beeps?
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LadyJagger
11/20/08

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No wonder Reverse Cowgirl doesn't think the ads are sexist, her website is COVERED in American Apparel ads!
There are $$ in Reverse Cowgirl's eyes, obscuring the sexist, and at times paedophillic, images.
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BiteMeMitchell!
11/20/08

@LadyJagger: Plus, I'm assuming this is the same Susannah Breslin who used to present Sexcetera, and the whole basis of that show seemed to be 'porn is good! Women who dislike porn are uptight, frigid prudes! Or they're jealous of all the hot, skinny, fake-breasted porno chicks!' All under the guise of sex-positivity, of course.
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rollergirl76
11/20/08

@Anointynointy: I read Susannah Breslin's blog every day, and I can assure you she doesn't not take that asinine viewpoint. She's fascinated not by porn so much as the industry itself.
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morninggloria
11/20/08

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Katie, pictured here practicing "Magnum."
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/20/08

@morninggloria: haha...it looked to me like she was trying to say "Miu Miu" through her nose.
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rollergirl76
11/20/08

@morninggloria: She's hotter than Hansel right now.
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Sukie in the Graveyard
11/20/08

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Don't raise your own turkeys. They are mean and scary.

The males charge you and they are fast.

Trust me. On this, I have experience...
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BabyJane
11/20/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: If it is any consolation, I predict they will be paid back for their insolance ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!
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AtomicBellyButton
11/20/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: I am intrigued by this.
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BabyJane
11/20/08

@BabyJane: And I will be paid back for not properly typing the word insolence!
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badmutha
11/20/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: Large birds are scary as hell. Remember everyone talking about those completely deranged Canadian geese?
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rosasparks
11/20/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: I was attacked by a male turkey, named Bob, that my uncle was raising, for Thanksgiving dinner. (Uncle is a subsistence farmer in Oregon)

Bob chased my 9 year old ass all over the farm, in a frothing rage. He pecked a huge hole in my leg; still have a scar. My uncle came out with a Louisville Slugger and took care of Bob.

Bob was delicious.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/20/08

@rosasparks: In reading that, I went from going "Poor Rosasparks!" to laughing loudly.
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rosasparks
11/20/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: My entire family wet their pants with laughter. My uncle wasn't laughing, however. He was upset with having to off Bob earlier than expected.
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hellosunshine
11/20/08

@rosasparks: I was attacked by a rooster when I was two. I was playing in my little paddling pool and pretending I was She-Ra when this rooster comes towards me. So naturally, I'm all trying to banish the witch or villain or whatever... and the little fucker comes at me, claws out!

So Mama takes me to the emergency room because I'm bleeding like crazy, and my dad goes to our neighbor's house and its all, dude, your rooster attacked my kid. And the neighbor's all, dude, my rooster's right here. They quickly found out that there was an illegal cock-fighting farm down the road and this little feller'd escaped. Dad's pretty easygoing, but he's totally like "you mess with my kid, I take you out."

Now, my dad's a sharpshooter, but we've never had any guns in the house, so he must've borrowed a gun from the neighbor. I, the future vegetarian, wanted to see Daddy shoot the rooster and my mom had to pull sadistic little me from the window. No more rooster.

(I'm very sorry for the threadjack, Hortense. I just had to tell my mom's favorite me-story.)
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/20/08

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Are we absolutely sure that Dov Charney is not the AntiChrist bringing us the end of days? Has anyone shaved off the porn 'stache to make sure there's no 666 under there?
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hatepaperdoll
11/20/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: Hey, you've been quoted on that reverse cowgirl site. You're like, famous!
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langtry
11/20/08

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Please, Katie Holmes: go away. Enjoy your daughter, focus on your family, but stop having delusions of being able to do everything and doing it well. You are not compelling to either the cognescenti or the hoi polloi outside of your marriage to Tom Cruise. Also, Tom's superiority complex is clearly rubbing off on you and it's Not Flattering.

Please, actresses: stop thinking of yourselves as models. You're not.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/20/08

@langtry: The only actress whose "modeling" I liked was Maggie Gyllenhaal for Agent Provacateur. Other than that, it seems unnecessary. It's not like I immediately think "Scarlett Johansson!" when I see a Louis Vuitton logo.
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langtry
11/20/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: Exactly. Actresses are not particularly compelling, nor are they artistic in the way a still photo requires.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/20/08

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Since my boobs just don't go with any of American Apparel's scarves, I'm just shit outta luck I guess. Damn!
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rollergirl76
11/20/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: That is the worst look I've ever seen, and I'm a child of the 90s. I've seen it all, and those godawful leggings take the cake.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/20/08

@rollergirl76: @Anointynointy: I'm kindof glad for this trend. A girl wearing a blouse tucked into leggings or a naked girl with a scarf on would so clearly identify themselves as people I don't want to talk to.
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amenfro
11/20/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: I just don't get it. So, to advertise the shirt in leggings look, you take a photo of a topless woman in a scarf?

I don't get it. Can someone explain?
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rollergirl76
11/20/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: So, what are you saying? Now I have to put a blouse on with my treggings and scarf or you won't talk to me?
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/20/08

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Joe the Plumber clearly gave Palin that corsage.

How does someone do "Japanese before the Japanese"? Wouldn't that sort of mean she created the Japanese look? My head hurts.

Lazaro Hernandez, there are a shitload of turkeys on my dad's front lawn. You can have them!
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/20/08

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Me, I just personalize my Prada phone like I used to personalize my trapper keepers...with white-out and a rubber band.
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southernbitch
11/20/08

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at this point american apparel as a company reminds me of that obnoxious drunk girl at the party who keeps flashing everyone to prove how wild and free she is, when in reality everyone knows she's just sort of unbalanced and mostly annoying.
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DangerMouse
11/20/08

@southernbitch: "Oooh, ooh, look at me, I need attention, I'm putting nipples in my ad!"
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beliefunwrought
11/20/08

@southernbitch: Personally, I was more offended by the clothing being advertised than the nipple.
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rollergirl76
11/20/08

@beliefunwrought: And I was more offended by the poor choice of shoes. They're really ugly.
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AthertonMerriweather
11/20/08

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I'm sorry, but Blaire Waldorf DOES NOT exercise.
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ElleL
11/20/08

@AthertonMerriweather: EXACTLY. She wouldn't even allow DOROTA to wear such footwear.
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ElleL
11/20/08

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Leighton Meester was robbed. Miu Miu & Leighton would be fashion porn for me. ;)
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ElleL
11/20/08

@ElleL: And also apparently punished by being made the face of Reebok. :/
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