Snooki Approves Of South Park's Jersey Episode
Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki doesn't take herself too seriously, Chelsea Handler has started a Demi Moore-type self-portrait trend, and Kanye has thoughts on the word "baby."
Celebs, Gay And Straight, Are Pissed At Carl Paladino
Today in Tweet Beat, nobody is fond of Carl Paladino after his derisive comments about gays. Plus, Teresa Giudice bought a new shirt.
50 Cent Has Diddy Gossip
Today in Tweet Beat, 50 Cent repeats some shit he heard about Diddy, Susan Orlean isn't happy with Oprah's choice for her book club, and Serena Williams is going to school to be a manicurist.
Heidi Montag Gets To Second Base With Herself
Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is copping a feel, Michael Lohan reveals the most trustworthy news sources, and Teresa Giudice dispels rumors.
Mariah Carey Tweets In Code
Today in Tweet Beat, Mimi is confusing even her "lambs" with her latest acronym, Raekwon has a shout out to make, and Susan Orlean still prefers hard copies.
New Yorker State Of Mind
[New York, April 26. Image via Getty]
How Twitter Is Ruining Celebrities
Okay, Jim Carrey was never my favorite, and I'd wager he wasn't yours either. But his Elin-blaming antics on Twitter this weekend confirmed a longtime suspicion I've had: when it comes to the Internet, some people should consider shutting up.
Susan Orlean Asks, Is Writing Harder For Women?
Writer Susan Orlean is generating a lot of discussion with this Tweet: "Is it just an accident there are so few female literary non-fiction writers? The focus necessary plus the travel & odd hours makes it tough."

