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    This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van

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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    I didn't know Ice-T was Charles Manson's love child.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    I am as guilty as the next person for believing everything I read in tabloids, but even my bullshit detector tells me that Katie is never going to write a tell-all book, especially after Tom puts her in his van and erases her brain with his e-meter.
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    I'm surprised, but I actually think Nicole Kidman looks good in the most recent photo. There was a moment there when she was starting to look Melanie Griffith-esque with all the surgery, but she looks pretty natural in this photo. I also think her boobs only look that way because that's one hell of a tight dress.
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    Z und Vielpunkt's chick approved this comment Z und Vielpunkt's chick was starred Z und Vielpunkt's chick was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/18/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: And her face is a little fuller, so maybe she has gained some weight? She looks wonderful right now with the red hair back.
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    Image of Oleander Oleander
    11/18/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I disagree about the boobs. It's not the size that gives it away, it's the shape. You can clearly see the outline of implants. I don't think real breasts get quite such a "domed" look, with such a sharp outline.
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    Z und Vielpunkt's chick promoted this comment Oleander was starred Oleander was unstarred
    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/19/09

    @Oleander: I dunno, I have natural boobs and I can make them look like that if I squeeze them enough. (And, yes, I just took the time to verify that.)
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    prismatism approved this comment Z und Vielpunkt's chick was starred Z und Vielpunkt's chick was unstarred
    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    Every time I see a picture of Gaboury Sidibe, it's one part "You're awesome and I want to be friends with you!" and one part plain old relief that she isn't Precious, that nobody's being mean to her and that she's happy. I guess that makes her a great actress.
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    Image of abagatelle abagatelle
    11/19/09

    @LatestBy: i feel you. i read an interview with her and the director on theavclub.com where he says that she was chosen because of her upbeat personality and "valley girl" nature. he mentions that alot of girls who read were too like precious, and that it would have been exploitative to cast them. ms. sidibe is a phenominal talent and she has my utmost respect. im also pretty jealous of that purple dress shes wearing in fig 15.
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    prismatism promoted this comment abagatelle was starred abagatelle was unstarred
    Image of PepperSandy PepperSandy
    11/19/09

    @LatestBy: I was completely against seeing the movie until I saw her interview on Ellen. She was so happy and confident! The only way I can see the movie is to think of her smiling and dancing to remind myself that she is an actress, that according to reviews, does a kick-ass job.
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    prismatism promoted this comment PepperSandy was starred PepperSandy was unstarred
    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    If Charles Manson's son is upset about the family resemblance, he maybe should cut his hair and shave that goatee.
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    Image of kemperboyd kemperboyd
    11/18/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: I totally agree. If he doesn't want to be compared to Mason, he should stop comparing himself to Manson.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    11/19/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: I thought the same thing! But then I wondered if he grew the goatee so that the resemblance would be striking enough to get him some press.

    Good lord I'm cynical.
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    JLady was starred JLady was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    for fucks sake Out of Touch. give up the Brad and Jen bullshit already! its been what? 4 or 5 years. that dead horse has been beat for so long its already hauled off to the glue factory. You are just beating the ground now.
    Its time now. Move on. If it helps, there are like 10 Kardashians.
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    I find Suri Cruise's high heels to be the most disturbing thing about that family. And that's saying a lot.
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    Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) was starred Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/18/09

    @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Like father, like daughter.
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    11/18/09

    @BetteD: Zing!
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    Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) was starred Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) was unstarred
    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    Robsten? You're not even trying anymore US. How about.. Kristinson? Robstew? Pattinert?

    No, wait, I totally go it: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. It'll be all post-modern and mess with people's minds!
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    Dodgergirl was starred Dodgergirl was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/18/09

    @Dodgergirl: Pattinert! Pattinert! Pattinert!

    Can't you just hear the tweens screaming that? No? Just the voices in my head? Okay.
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    If Tom's Mystery Machine is made by the same people who do the E-Meters, it's basically got a bunch of knobs and dials and shiny lights that do nothing, and it cost him $5 million.
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    Dodai promoted this comment Dr. Nick was starred Dr. Nick was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    I can't tell you how badly I want every last one of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise rumors to be true. I want Suri to be the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, just like Stan Marsh. I want Tom Cruise to march around the house in his Valkyrie costume. I want Katie's relationship with Tom to be contracted, with top secret clauses regarding haircuts, skin color, and pegged boyfriend jeans. I want Tom to ride around Hollywood in a tricked-out Scientology-mobile. I can't help it. I can't get enough of that glib bastard and his wacky antics.
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    rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/18/09

    @rodmanstreet: Tom has reached the level of Ultimate Crazypants in my head where there isn't much that I won't believe about him. They could come out and say "Tom goes to sleep wearing a full ballerina outfit with pointe shoes and occasionally detoxifies eating only candy corn for 2 weeks." and I'd say "Yeah, that sounds like something he'd do."
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    Image of The Loch Ness Monster The Loch Ness Monster
    11/18/09

    @rodmanstreet: I am with you! I clapped my hands with glee when I read about the sweet Scientology vans. I have awesome fantasies of Tom Cruise toolin around LA playing Sabotage by the Beastie Boys.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment The Loch Ness Monster was starred The Loch Ness Monster was unstarred
    Image of alula alula
    11/18/09

    @rodmanstreet: Me too! I just get gleeful at the idea of Katie spilling the crazy, glib beans.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment alula was starred alula was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van

     
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/18/09

    @CurtCole: Nice venom! At least I hope that's venom, because I'd hate to think you were about to be unmasked as Secret Perez Hilton.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/18/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Oh, no. It's sad lonely baby-crazed venom.
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    Those angel wing baby shower invitations look kind of, ummm, unlucky to me. Know what I mean? I would not be into those if I were having a baby.
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    Image of suiterkin suiterkin
    11/18/09

    @bluetrain84: Whoa, good call. I was too shocked by the fact that that little Kardashian is only 13 to notice the invitations. Now my Irish superstition is on overdrive...
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    bluetrain84 promoted this comment suiterkin was starred suiterkin was unstarred
    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    11/18/09

    @suiterkin: They seem like what you would use for a memorial ceremony or something. IDK, maybe some people associate angels with living babies?
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    Gabby looks great in those clothes!
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/18/09

    @DutchessOfDork: I know, they aren't kidding about her having style. How awesome she looks in that leopard print.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    Jezebels, you know how when the site launched you offered a cash reward for before and after photoshop jobs on magazine covers?

    Please could you offer a similar reward to anyone who'll record the editorial meeting where mag staffers ransack Harlequin romances for the next installment of Brad 'n' Jen/Rob 'n' Kristen that they're going to concoct?
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    bowleserised was starred bowleserised was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    Um, what guy doesn't like it when his wife wears sexy lingerie? Try harder Star!
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
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