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rag trade

Stella McCartney Is Eager To Dress ScarJo In Virginal White

  • Stella McCartney calls dibs on bride-to-be Scarlett Johansson: "I'm definitely doing her wedding dress. She doesn't know it yet." Awkward. [People]
  • Says Marc Jacobs on the bride-to-be, "I'm really happy for her. She's a great girl. I just think Scarlett is great and I hope she is very, very happy. She's super funny. I love a smart, ballsy, New Yorker and that's what she is. I wish her the best." And by "the best" he clearly means, "Do why didn't that bitch ask me to design her wedding dress?" [Vogue UK]
  • Chris "Mr. Big" Noth has some strong feelings about Victoria's Secret, "I'm not into Victoria's Secret so much. I find it over the top. I like subtlety and I like elegance. I think their things are gaudy and they are really trying too hard. If I could make a fashion statement, I think that Victoria's Secret looks to me like somebody who is putting on too much make-up. It's too gaudy, man. I mean, come on take it easy, you don't have to have a fuckin' bouquet of flowers on your underwear. Sorry Victoria's Secret; I hope they're not one of our sponsors!" [Oh No They Didn't]
  • "You can get diamonds cheap," says Heidi Klum, which is why she's going to start sewing them into the pockets of her Jordache jeans line. Clearly, she has not seen Blood Diamond. [WWD, 9th item]
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11:30 AM on Wed May 7 2008
By jgerson
3,397 views, 87 comments

Latest by whateverhappened: Thank you Mr. Big. I never "got" Victoria Secret, or Bebe for that matter. more »

snap judgment

Suri Cruise Has Her Hands Full

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Tom, Katie & Suri: Heads, Shoulders, Knees & Toes

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Tom Cruise Stays Seated For His Sitdown With Oprah

The first part of the much-hyped, two-part Oprah interview with Tom Cruise aired today. Oprah and Tom sat down in Tom's home in Telluride, Colorado, and Tom was on his best behavior. If we didn't already know his opinion of mood-altering prescription drugs, we would've thought he was on some. O and T discussed the infamous "sofa incident" (he claims Oprah egged him on), his public feud with Brooke Shields over her postpartum depression (he claims it "came out wrong"), and his subsequent interview with "glib" Matt Lauer (he claims he felt "pressed"). Overall, he still came off as smarmy, however muted his behavior was.

6:00 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Slut Machine
10,274 views, 99 comments

Latest by Old5chool: Oprah is lame... more »

dirt bag

Lindsay Lohan To Ashley Olsen: Back Off Of My Girl Sam

  • Lindsay Lohan: Protective of lady love Samantha Ronson. A source says "Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at [NYC hotspot Beatrice Inn], and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend.'" [Page Six]
  • And don't forget! Even though LL was in AA, she downed vodka cocktails all night. [Gatecrasher]
  • Here's how Lindsay looked on her way home: Drunk. [ONTD]
  • Ali Lohan will make her screen debut in Mostly Ghostly, a flick based on an R.L. Stine book. She'll play a "popular high school senior." A mean girl maybe? [People]
  • Emma "Hermione Granger" Watson celebrated her 18th birthday by flashing her see-through underwear to paparazzi. [Page Six]
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9:00 AM on Tue Apr 22 2008
By Dodai
8,629 views, 125 comments

Latest by ACO: Ali Lohan's playing a popular high school senior? She is twelve fucking years old. more »

midweek madness

This Week In Tabloids: TomKat Split; Ashlee Simpson's Engaged & Pregnant; Mariah Carey Is Slim

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for actual gossip in the celebrity weekly magazines. This week, there are two covers devoted to the demise of Katie Holmes' marriage; one featuring Miss Britney Spears; one packed with pregnant chicks and one celebrating super svelte Mariah Carey. A gossip column swears that Tom and Katie are living apart because their home is being renovated; the rags are calling it a "trial separation." With the assistance of intrepid Intern Sharon, we shovel the shit excreted by OK!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star, after the jump. More »

1:40 PM on Wed Apr 16 2008
By Dodai
18,308 views, 136 comments

Latest by HPgirl: @Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: Oh. My. God. Your sister is a genius. That is so freaking cute. more »

midweek madness

This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit

If it's Wednesday, it's time for Midweek Madness, in which we suffer the indignity of reading the weekly tabloids so you don't have to. It's a sad week in Hollywoodland, people, because NOTHING is going on. Oh, the covers — which are all over the place — make it look like something is going on. But Reese and Jake in love? At home with Nicole and Joel? Shiloh and Suri are big girls now? Brangelina's imagined "wedding of the century"? These are not actual newsy stories. Sure, Katie Holmes felt dizzy and made a cover, but even that is pretty weak. In any case, find out what Intern Sharon and I learned after we endured the mistreatment heaped upon us by Star, Us, OK!, Life & Style and In Touch, after the jump. More »

2:00 PM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Dodai
15,773 views, 153 comments

Latest by Ceenote: @Dodai welcome =) more »

midweek madness

This Week In Tabloids: Suri's Missing, LC's Been Stabbed, Jennifer Aniston Is Thin

Another Wednesday, another Midweek Madness! The best headline (and visual image) this week comes to us courtesy of Star: "Lindsay's Lesbian Tug-Of-War." But of the five weekly tabloid covers? The same old players are featured: Two for Jennifer Aniston; one for Brad and Angelina; one for Suri Cruise and one for Lauren Conrad. Maria-Mercedes Lara and I have a field day with the gossip inside of Life & Style, OK!, Us, In Touch and Star, after the jump. More »

1:00 PM on Wed Mar 19 2008
By Dodai
19,650 views, 128 comments

Latest by misschristy: Lauren Conrad told Ryan Seacrest that Kevin Connolly is really cool, and that they did see each other in Vegas and at the Super Bowl, but that they barely know each other. Gotta wonder how the bootie call rumors started. more »

dirt bag

Madonna Gave It To Justin Timberlake In The Ass

  • While Justin Timberlake was working with Madonna on her album, Madge offered JT a B-12 shot. "She proceeds to pull a Ziploc bag of B-12 syringes out [of her purse] and says, 'Drop 'em.' I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants," Justin says. "She gave me a shot in my ass and looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life." [People]
  • Last night, Madonna was been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Music. Makes the people. Come together. Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel. [Mirror]
  • A source calls Lindsay Lohan's new friends "leeches." Maybe LL is used to that? CoughmommyDinacoughcough? [Page Six]
  • Dina Lohan on her show, Living Lohan, which begins shooting on the 16th and will air around Memorial Day on E!: "Be nice to us." [Gatecrasher]
  • "I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sure i am quite Nuerotic [sic] but 'Bi Polar'. Thats just slander." — Courtney Love. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Yeah, yeah, we know. Patricia Heaton has no belly button. [TMZ]
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9:00 AM on Tue Mar 11 2008
By Dodai
6,460 views, 144 comments

Latest by pfaith1367: I hate to be a wet blanket here but there is only one response to ANYONE who wants to put a syringe (just pulled out of a damn bag) in your body - Oh hell no! That response goes for more »

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Marion Cotillard: 911 Is A Joke

  • Oscar winner Marion Cotillard has conspiracy theories! She questions the attack on the World Trade Center towers: "We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burned for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there (in New York), in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed." Plus! She doubts Neil Armstrong! "Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered," she says. "I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure." [Variety]
  • Are Britney and Adnan Ghalin dunzo? Did she throw his iPhone into the pool after finding "saucy" texts from another woman? [The Sun]
  • Jennifer Lopez has indeed, as previously reported, named her twins Max and Emme. A reader points out that those were the names of the kids in the cartoon Dragon Tales. WTF? [CNN, YouTube]
  • Colin Farrell is hooked on Russian steam baths. "There's something very basic about rubbing honey on your skin and going steaming with a bunch of strange Russian men," he says. Well, it's healthier than drugs and alcohol, for sure. [UPI]
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9:00 AM on Mon Mar 3 2008
By Dodai
6,977 views, 234 comments

Latest by MarsCinema: I love how instead of proving me wrong, people just say "facts" that they know, and mention words that I didn't even use...I don't know the difference between "molten" and "melted"...do you? Maybe you could explain how that refutes my more »

dirt bag

Matthew McConaughey To Be A Majorly Cool Dad

  • Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend, model Camilla Alves, is pregnant. These are the eloquent words the actor and surfer dude wrote: "My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. Its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation." There's more, but you get the point. Also: The kid's gonna be gorgeous. [Us Magazine]
  • RIP Brad Renfro, star of flicks like The Client and Apt Pupil. The 25-year-old was found dead in his home yesterday. [TMZ, NY Times]
  • Britney Spears was completely naked in a Betsey Johnson store over the weekend, says an employee at the boutique. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting." Uh, maybe he was helping her try on clothes? [Page Six]
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9:00 AM on Wed Jan 16 2008
By dodai
6,232 views, 142 comments

Latest by redvwbug: @hannah2007: Oh shit yeah him, they seem like the same person to me, my bad! more »

clips

Katie On Letterman: H Is For Holmes, Hairlips, & Humorlessness


Is Katie Holmes a somewhat humorless hottie or does she just play one on TV? The severely-bobbed actress and probable Scientologist turned up on The Late Show With David Letterman last night, where she spent two minutes ignoring the piece of hair stuck in her lip gloss and another five deflecting most of David's questions with questions of her own. Although Dave didn't get much out of Katie regarding Tom and Suri, she did offer that her 20-month-old, "strong woman" daughter is "already a wonderful artist" and that she'd have absolutely no problem if she wanted to become an actress. Then, she not-so-politely reminded Dave that it was time for him to get to the real point of her appearance, i.e. a plug for her movie. See it for yourselves, above.

12:00 PM on Tue Jan 15 2008
By Anna
10,750 views, 149 comments

Latest by alyssap: Legs look fab even though dress is too short. Hair in the lips was absolutely grotesque for such a Polyanna. more »

snap judgment

Suri Cruise Gives Photogs The Stink Eye

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Pretty Bitch Jessica Alba Has It All

  • Jessica Alba says, "It's the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé - everything." She also claims her ass is "getting bigger by the second." Is anyone else vaguely annoyed? Maybe it's her name. [People]
  • Britney Spears and paparazzo Adnan Ghalib checked into the Rosarito Beach Hotel just south of the border in Mexico on Wednesday. They shopped; Brit bought a knockoff Gucci purse and Adnan purchased a rosary. His photo agency says they are "happily dating." [People]
  • Oh! Britney and Adnan are back in L.A. That was quick! Please God don't let them have gotten married in Mexico? Kthxbai. [TMZ]
  • Meanwhile, cops found a bite mark and bruises on Britney's son, Jayden James. Federline's bodyguard says the injuries were there before JJ ever got to Britney's house and the bite was from his older brother, Sean Preston, of course. Anyway, a learning-to-walk 1-year-old without bruises would be weird. [Us Magazine]
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9:00 AM on Fri Jan 11 2008
By dodai
5,288 views, 161 comments

Latest by thatgirlinnewyork: A to the men, Roseanne--if Oprah was really into empowering women, she would be helping them get off the retail drug, instead of sickeningly perpetuating the myth that the best thing we can do for ourselves is accessorize. Woman gives more »

Loose Lips Khloe Kardashian is reportedly saying that despite rumors to the kontrary, her sister Kim is not engaged to NFL star Reggie Bush. The public needs to know the truth! • Is Nicole Kidman knocked up? If so, will her baby be as cute as Suri Cruise? • L.C. and Stephen make out! Again! In public! Just like in high school. [LA RAG MAG, CelebNewsWire, Us Weekly]

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Loose Lips Film producer Ash R. Shah has offered the Berlin Zoo $5 million for the rights to Knut the polar bear's story. But that's not all! Shah allegedly wants Suri Cruise to voice the formerly beleaguered bear. So far, the script consists of gurgling sounds and the words "mama" and "poopy." • Here's some pictures of Lindsay Lohan dry humping some dude at a bar in Italy. Straight class! • Speaking of classy, Pam Anderson rang in the New Year at LAX in Vegas. [Dlisted, Mollygood, A Socialite's Life]

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snap judgment

Suri Cruise: So Cute She Wants To Eat Herself

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rag trade

Suri Cruise Is Going To Grow Up So Grounded

  • 2-year old Suri Cruise has custom-made Christian Louboutins, making her the red-soled footwear company's youngest client ever. [NY Post]
  • "She was a great sport. She agreed to do something rough and tough and quite raw. It wasn't days and days of hair and makeup," says Marc Jacobs of Victoria Beckham's participation in his Spring 2008 advertising campaig [WWD, 1st item]
  • And in other Posh Spice news, Beckham has also posed in the buff for Jacobs' t-shirt line benefiting skin cancer research. Uh, because she'd rather go naked than protect her skin from harmful UVA rays with one of his crummy T-shirts? Oh wait...huh. [Mirror UK]
  • Justin Timberlake: Now designing womenswear under the J. Lindeberg label. What qualifies him, you ask? Yeah, we hate obvious punchlines. [Vogue UK]
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11:30 AM on Fri Nov 30 2007
By jgerson
5,010 views, 72 comments

Latest by nigerienne: Am I a bad person for wishing Xenu would suck the Cruise family into a spaceship or just that they go away forever, whether a spaceship or horrible accident does it? more »