Now that Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise have been away from the Xenu madness and securely ensconced in the filthy bosom of Manhattan for some time, the 7-year-old child can go about having a totally normal childhood. Which now involves ghost-designing a fashion line that's worth more than Reese Witherspoon's new…
Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was a Bratty Jerk While Getting Arrested
Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over around midnight on Friday, booking Toth for a DUI and Witherspoon for disorderly conduct (Reese yelled "Do you know my name?" at the cop and claimed that he was not a real police officer). Above, find her…
Amy Poehler Is Dating Nick Kroll, Much to Our Delight
So THIS is The Best, Inc.: Amy Poehler has oh-so-quietly been dating fellow comedian Nick Kroll of The League and Best Week Ever. The two nommed on food at a restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, and "sources" (a busboy? a napkin ring? O'Brien from Downton Abbey?!?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE) say that it wasn't the first date for…
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Break Up Over Her Nonstop Partying
After months of false "Blogs who Cried Breakup" rumors surrounding Miley "Just Being Miley" Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, they finally huffed, and puffed, and blew the house down. Or something. IDK, wolves. BUT ANYWAY, the two have broken up on the reals, according to Page Six's multiple sources.
Kim Kardashian's New More Private Life Includes Nude Mag Covers
A few days ago, Kim Kardashian said that what she got most from her relationship with Kanye West was an appreciation of privacy. The new cover of French fashion mag L'Officiel Hommes features Kimye's idea of what "privacy" is, whose definition clearly got switched to "maybe fucking on a magazine cover" in the Oxford…
Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Engage in Idiotic Brawl Over Parking Space
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Instead, Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and six posse members threw down in the parking lot of a recording studio in West Hollywood last night.
Human Ipecac Hulk Hogan Is Opening a 'Breastaurant' Because the World Is …
Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk. Hulk. Listen, little buddy. Grab a knee. The point of a "restaurant" is to make the food go down, not up. So why on earth would you put the words "Hulk Hogan" and "breastaurant" in the elevator-pitch for your business plan? When just reading those words in the same sentence is an emetic…
This Week In Tabloids: Mariah Carey Smears La Mer Moisturizer on the…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Intern Tanisha Love Ramirez and I hurt ourselves attempting to wring gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Katie Holmes is now calling Suri "Sara"; NeNe Leakes is calling Kim Z. a racist; and Mariah Carey is calling Bergdorf, because she needs more La…
Tom Cruise Is Suing the Tabloids for Saying He Abandoned Suri in Her…
You know what? I feel bad for celebrities sometimes. Like, Tom Cruise is just trying to live his weird couch-jumpy life and deal with a painful public divorce and jet-set around doing his fancy pretending in the talkies—AND he's supposed to put up with tabloids fabricating slanders moste evile? And never say anything?…
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Back On, Spotted Moping…
In their first documented outing together since Sandersgate, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted with a big group of friends in Los Feliz at a bar (somewhat hilariously) named Ye Rustic Inn. God, of course those two do the Big Group Hang, just like those 14-year-old Goth kids who stand around the entrance …
