It was difficult to get Tom Sandoval on the phone for an interview.

Here’s what you’ll learn from this trailer for season four of Vanderpump Rules. Jax is finally ready for true love. Kristen continues to be evil incarnate. Tom Schwartz says, “Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........OK” to marrying Katie. Tom Sandoval is in a cool band and Jax needs him to “chill the fuck out” about it. Stassi is back.

It is with both pride and slight dejection that I admit to having watched every single episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I’m not going to explain myself. Just know that it’s a fact.