Here's How The Lego Movie Should Have Ended

It is a scientifically proven and totally undisputed fact that The Lego Movie is the greatest movie ever made. It makes Gone With the Wind look like Freddie Got Fingered. But we're not here to debate or discuss that (because obviously it's true so what's there to talk about). But in this new video we get a look at how… » 5/02/14 2:00pm 5/02/14 2:00pm

​Why do we hate so many female characters so much?

I seem to recall in 2013 there was a big deal about Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah coinciding. Well, since the post-apocalypse happened so soon after that, I guess that's why we kind of ended up merging Thanksgiving, Hanukkah and Christmas into a month-long celebration of gift-giving, drinking, and good… » 12/04/13 9:08pm 12/04/13 9:08pm

Justin Bieber: Internet's Best Troll, or Batman's New Robin?

I'll be honest: sometime around the monkey-abandoning incident in Germany, I hopped aboard the Justin Bieber hatemobile, which is basically just an overloaded jalopy driven by a foul-tempered orangutan named #1JoostinHatrr (apes can't spell). I was convinced we were watching the very public entropy of a too-successful… » 9/14/13 11:15am 9/14/13 11:15am

Here’s That Man of Steel Porn Parody You Probably Can’t Masturbate To

Porn parodies aren’t really for titillation, right? They’re for watching after senior prom with a bunch of friends you’ll eventually drift apart from because the only memory you’ll share after another five years will be, “Hey, remember when we all drank grenadine spritzers and watched that stunt fulfill his heroic… » 6/16/13 1:30pm 6/16/13 1:30pm

Formerly 'Fat' Henry Cavill Talks Weight Loss, Leaves Shirt On

Man of Steel hits theaters June 14, and the star, Henry Cavill ("Rhymes with travel," he says) has landed the cover of Details. Superman is a somewhat physical role, and the superhero's build is part of the character, so it makes sense that Cavill would be asked about his own body and eating habits. "I was fat," he… » 5/30/13 3:00pm 5/30/13 3:00pm

Etsy Sells Commemerative 9/11 Superman Flask

True patriots don't sip their 9/11 wine out of just any old container. Thankfully, you can now express your true feelings about that horrible day by sipping from a $24 flask emblazoned with an image of Superman crying in front of the smoking World Trade Center. For some reason you now have to message the seller if… » 8/24/11 11:54pm 8/24/11 11:54pm