Jezebel: superhead

Local Anchor Calls Karrine "Superhead" Steffans A "Rumpshaker"

Dodai — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:20:00 EDT

Yahoos at a Sacramento station "interviewed" Steffans (who recently dissed Hoda), but were rude. She got defensive; they cut the interview short. Then dude calls her a "rumpshaker." We don't even know whose side we're on. [YouTube]

Karrine "Superhead" Steffans To Hoda Kotb: "No Man Is Gonna Want You"

Dodai — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:20:00 EDT

Knowing Hoda Kotb is a breast cancer survivor and Peabody Award-winning journalist somehow makes her WTF face even more awesome.

Ashley Olsen & Lance Armstrong Get It On

Dodai — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:00:18 EDT

New couple alert! Ashley Olsen showed up at a swanky New York bar with cyclist Lance Armstrong! She sat on his lap and "they were making out all night." In case you're wondering, she is 21 and he is 36. And — considering his past — obviously has a thing for blondes. [Page Six]
Britney Spears' label has given up on trying to involve her in promoting her new CD. Also: Someone saw Britney wandering around the locker room of the Four Seasons hotel in L.A. — wearing just a bikini bottom. A woman asked where the pool was and Britney replied, "Oh, is there a pool here?" [Rush & Molloy]
Oh, and Britney did not regain custody of her kids. Commissioner Scott Gordon says the environment at her house is "chaotic" and is allowing her three monitored visits a week. Also, Britney must childproof her pool area. [TMZ]

Plus, the Catholic League is pissed that Britney posed sitting on a priest's lap for her BlackoutCD booklet. Yawn! [MTV]
Jennifer Lopez's new CD tanked, her movie El Cantante was not a box office blockbuster, and her next film, Bordertown, is going straight to video. Poor thing! [Page Six]
Karrine "Superhead" Steffans says ex-boyfriend Bill Maher "wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you're an idiot. That's why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual." Ugh, enough already. [Page Six]
After model Petra Nemcova was onstage at an event holding her heels in her hand, Harper's Bazaar editor Glenda Bailey came onstage and said, "I'm not taking off my shoes. They're Prada." To which Ivana Trump snorted, "Hah, the devil wears Prada!" [Page Six]
Michael Jackson will be on the cover of Ebony magazine, which is just weird. [Page Six]
Mischa Barton's younger sister Hania showed up so "wasted" at a Hollywood fashion show last weekend, the designer wouldn't let her walk the runway. Hania turned 19 on February 18 and went to rehab February 19. Someone give that kid a reality show! [Page Six]
Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson's date went well — "he couldn't keep his hands off her," a source says. [Gatecrasher]
Kate Moss has told ex Pete Doherty he can keep all the royalties from songs she co-wrote on the Babyshambles album. Hey, she's got TopShop cash coming in! [The Sun]
Did you see Mario Lopez's skimpy Halloween costume? Look closely, it's there somewhere. [TMZ]

Hotel Rwanda To Become (Paris) Hilton Hotel

Dodai — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:00:00 EDT

Paris Hilton is heading to Rwanda in November. "There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help," Hilton says. [E!]
But until she gets there she'll be dancing on banquettes with her Swedish boy toy — they hit three parties in New York on Monday. [Page Six]
Renée Zellweger surprised a random makeup lady with gift-wrapped Manolo Blahniks. Does this mean we have to like Renée now? [Page Six]
Pamela Anderson: Partying every night, despite the hepatitis C? Could it be boyfriend Rick Salomon's fault? [Page Six]
Nicole Richie: Pregnant, in a hot tub. That's a no-no! [The.Life Files]

Cute actor Josh Lucas: Born on an Indian reservation, hence the nickname, "Easy Dent." [Page Six]
OMG is Miss J Alexander giving out spoilers for America's Next Top Model? Do not click the link if you don't want a hint about who wins! [Page Six]
Sean "Diddy" Combs just closed New York restaurant Justin's, but hopes to reopen in a larger space. We totally forgot he had a restaurant. [Page Six]
British Foreign Secretary David Miliband has set up a meeting with Angelina Jolie in New York this week to discuss "global diplomacy." Sure, dude. Try not to stare. [Gatecrasher]
Richie Sambora is in the same rehab as Lindsay Lohan. He's her type, right? Older? [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
Cameron Diaz on former Diddy-umbrella holder Fonzworth Bentley: "His style is flawless and his etiquette is impeccable." WTF. [Gatecrasher, 3rd from bottom]
Blind item! "Which high-fashion designer uses a wingman to lure young gents back to his NYC apartment with the instructions to get them drunk enough to seduce and then disappear?" [Gatecrasher. last item]
Sarah Silverman says her Britney jokes at the MTV Awards were "innocuous" and that she doesn't "want to get into feuds with girls half my age. I'm in it to be funny and not for the drama." [Yahoo News]
Mixed-race Halle Berry has received racist threats intended for her unborn mixed-race baby. Sigh. [Mirror]
Simon Cowell saved a life! He told an X Factor contestant she had a strange rasp in her voice. She went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a potentially fatal lung disease! Next will he check on Amy Winehouse? [Mirror]
Kate Moss: Holed up with new man Jamie "Hotel" Hince from The Kills, had sex for hours, emerged and announced, "We're engaged!" [Daily Mail]
That Charlie Sheen vs. Denise Richards custody battle now has a former nanny involved, who says Sheen may or may not have inappropriately touched the "molees" and "tushys" of his kids. Uh, what? [Rush & Molloy, 2nd item]
Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' The Vixen Diaries spills all on Jamie Foxx, Bobby Brown, Mike Tyson and uh, Bill Maher. [Rush & Molloy]
More Oscar de la Hoya in lingerie pictures are floating around. Yawn. [Rush & Molloy, 3rd item]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopted! A pitt bull. Named Lennie. [TMZ]
Bachelor star Charlie O'Connell and his reality TV girlfriend, Sarah Brice: Splitsville. [TMZ]
Usher and new wife Tameka Foster are going to have a boy, who will probably be named Usher. [People]